Mirror TrekBBS

[USS Excelsior]

I imagine that in the mirror universe they watch the mirror universe Star Trek, and have a few episodes about crossovers to our Star Trek universe.

But what would a mirror TrekBBS be like...

Mods dishing out bans and suspensions more frequently or forumers allowed to fight and insult each other or more. Could make for a totally different forum community over there.

 

[Michael]

Instead of warnings posters get computer viruses.

Oh, and all of us have goatees.

 

[The Wormhole]

I have a goatee and I've become a moderator by sending a virus to a bunch of moderators causing their computers to crash and then I step into the power void.

Did I mention Mirror me has a goatee?

 

[Bill Morris]

In that universe both my wives look like Barbara Luna and never let me spend time on some BBS.

 

[Lord Garth]

Mods dishing out bans and suspensions more frequently or forumers allowed to fight and insult each other or more. Could make for a totally different forum community over there.

But if we allowed more fighting and insulting then on what grounds would we be warning and banning? Unless... a fight to the "death" where the loser is permabanned.

 

[USS Excelsior]

That's probably more like it.

And maybe the computer viruses are used as a tool to bump a mod off and take their place.

 

[nx1701g]

No the bans and warnings would come from being nice to one another and having civilized discussion. The empire would see this as weak.

 

[T J]

We are the mirror universe. In the other universe everyone is nice to each other.

 

[Mr. Fergy]

I'd like the part of advancing in rank via assignation.

BTW: Where is my Tantalus device?

 

[Michael]

BTW: Where is my Tantalus device?

In your User CP?

 

[Outpost4]

NCC-1701 would be trying to kill me in order to run the caption contest in TOS.

 

[Michael]

NCC-1701 would be trying to kill me in order to run the caption contest in TOS.

And I would succeed ...

 

[Kegek]

Star Trek would be a dark, amoral show about how the quest for absolute power over the blood drenched corpses of your enemies is the highest achievement humankind can strive for; a heartwarming message that touched millions and spawned a whole franchise built around this galactic sadism. The assorted gang of murderers, larcenists and would-be emperors would rage theatrically at each other across the TrekBBS, where having the wrong shipper preference could result in anthrax in your mail.

And Star Trek would win in the Star Trek v. Star Wars arguments.

 

[SiorX]

I bet Mirror TrekBBS have already perfected the technology for smacking somebody in the head over the internet.

Do I have to have a goatee too? Can I just wear lots of gold lamee instead?

 

[Gepard]

Mods dishing out bans and suspensions more frequently or forumers allowed to fight and insult each other or more. Could make for a totally different forum community over there.

But if we allowed more fighting and insulting then on what grounds would we be warning and banning? Unless... a fight to the "death" where the loser is permabanned.

1 Warning for good behavior. Comments to the Agony Booth.

 

[Mistral]

I think the mods would just send lethal jolts of electricity into peoples mouse(s) to regulate that uncalled for "good" behavior.

 

[RandyS]

In that universe both my wives look like Barbara Luna and never let me spend time on some BBS.

"BOTH" Your wives? You sound like you have legal issuses my friend.

In the MU, I'm ugly and a very nice guy.

Oh, and I'm rich.

Plus, this BBS wouldn't last long because we'd all be too busy trying to kill each other with knives.

 

[Therin of Andor]

I'd be an Aenar.

 

[Wil has a posse]

I'd be straight.

 

[The Wormhole]

We are the mirror universe. In the other universe everyone is nice to each other.

Ooh, I like that one.