Milton!! Save me!!

[ed629]

That's what I say when my GF drives me nuts (Milton is one of my dogs).... we got into a fight over pizza of all things. Ordered 2 pizzas, one was pepperoni, the other 1/2 sausage 1/2 mushroom. I thought the 1/2 one was for us to split, hers the mushrooms mine the sausage. But when I to eat some of the sausage she freaked and yelled at me the 1/2 one was hers, the other mine. And that I couldn't have any of that one. So I answered by saying she asked me what I wanted on my half and that I bought he pizza, the beer. She said that it was still hers and that I should of asked for for a piece of that one. So after 5-6 minutes of her screaming at me I got pissed and tossed both off the back deck. So now she's pissed because I didn't ask for permission and threw both pizzas away, one which was hers even though I paid for both. So, should of tossed the pizzas, yes or no?

 

[trampledamage]

Well no, waste of good food that. But your girlfriend (as is usual for these threads of yours) needs to take some deep cleansing breaths. If you get asked what you want on your half of a half/half pizza - it's a reasonable assumption you can then eat it!

Does she like pepperoni?

 

[ed629]

Well no, waste of good food that. But your girlfriend (as is usual for these threads of yours) needs to take some deep cleansing breaths. If you get asked what you want on your half of a half/half pizza - it's a reasonable assumption you can then eat it!

Does she like pepperoni?

She does, she took 2 from the 1/2 and a piece from other.

 

[propita]

Waste of food and hyperbolic GF. You're 0 for 2 there.

But...I love your tag line.

 

[ed629]

Oh yeah... she got even more pissed when 10 minutes later she screamed at me "Are you going to say anything?!?!!?" and I answered "You're blocking the TV"..... apparently I should of said "Sorry I got you upset".................. fuck.... a fucking pizza of all things.

Seriously, if I knew "your half" meant "my half"......

I know tossing the pizza was childish, but after all the shit, it just felt so good.

 

[Shatnertage]

I don't really know anything about the two of you, but if this is how you both handle eating dinner, maybe this isn't going to be a long-term thing.

 

[WillsBabe]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Paradise Lost. Silly me!

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

A. You NEVER throw away pizza! That should be in every Constitution in the world.

B. Do you think that maybe there is a connection between the fact that you two apparently can't communicate well enough to order a pizza correctly and how you spent the rest of your night?

C. it is better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven.

 

[WillsBabe]

C. it is better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven.

 

[Kestra]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Paradise Lost. Silly me!

I did too!

 

[Spot's Meow]

Sounds like you both have communication and anger issues, at least in that moment. She probably overreacted because she was hungry (I know that that usually puts me in a terribly bad mood), but throwing out the pizzas made the situation much much worse.

 

[Dancing Doctor]

As much as it pains me to say it, yeah, I think throwing the pizzas over was good (mostly for the therapeutic value).

Sometimes you gotta burn down the village to save it.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Jesus, dump the psycho.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Your story leaves me wondering what's going on in your relationship. You both overreacted.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

When my girlfriend and I get pizza, we fight over who gets the last slice.

"You can have the last piece."
"No, you take the last piece."
"No, you!"

 

[iguana_tonante]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Paradise Lost. Silly me!

I did too!

Same here. Sad now.

 

[marillion]

Toss the girl (figuratively, not literally), keep the pizza...

Seriously though... Did she ask YOU for a slice of the pepperoni pie? No? then she has no justification for treating you like that..

I will get on my wife and kids if one of them takes the last slice without asking if anyone would mind, but to do what she did really strikes me as WAAY over the top... Frankly, I could have just as easily tossed the piess out as well, so I'm not gonna ding you for that..

 

[Miss Chicken]

I am not going to give any advice or anything like that but I am a little pissed because, after reading this thread, I want some pizza. Unfortunately it is 7.37am here and our local pizza joint doesn't open until 4pm - that is 9 hours away if you take into account the time it would take for my son to go and get it and bring it home

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I had pizza for lunch so I'm good.

 

[Holdfast]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Paradise Lost. Silly me!

Yeah, I know. I had a joke all ready and everything.