Military developing robots that feed on corpses

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Actually, they just consume all kinds of debris for fuel - but when I saw that headline elsewhere I couldn't resist.

Organic-fueled robots

Hell, our entire civilization is built on sucking up and burning the dead remains of ancient life.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Between corpse eating robots and bug cyborgs comes the realiztion that the Robot Apocolypse is nigh. Or that Terminator Salvation sucked. Or Battlestar Galctica is over. I don't know which.

If however, the Robot Apocolypse overlaps with the Zombie Apocolypse, this EATR bot may have our backs. Until it runs out of tasty zombies.

 

[Goliath]

Sweet.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Good.

Though I'd rather have all militaries disband all together, but oh well.

 

[Garak]

Those fools.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Great. Robots are gonna develop a taste for flesh now. We're boned.

 

[ITL]

Anyone seen Idiocracy? Like that, but with robots in charge. That's our future, kiddies!

ALL YOUR GRAVE ARE BELONG TO US!

 

[Plecostomus]

http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie

We are SO Screwed!

 

[Mallory]

I can see that some modifications to my Zombie Defense Plan may be in order.

 

[Aragorn]

What happens when we get zombie robots?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

We're boned.

 

[Squiggy]

This...along with the monkeys that can control robots with their minds...are horrible ideas.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Next thing you know, robots are gonna want the Vote ...

 

[ManOnTheWave]

And abortions.


ROBOT ABORTIONS FOR ALL!!!!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Boo!!!

 

[Goliath]

^All right then--robot abortions for no one!

 

[Aragorn]

This...along with the monkeys that can control robots with their minds...are horrible ideas.

So you're going to be against my proposal to fund zombie monkeys that can control robots with their minds when I take it up to DC next month?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

^All right then--robot abortions for no one!

Boo!!!

 

[Snaploud]

Nothing bad could ever come of this...

 

[miraclefan]

I'd rather they put all that money on this baby! I'll take one!