40 years later and he still ain't found shit.
"What do you mean it's over? Nobody told me to stop!"
Mel Brooks Returning as Yogurt in Spaceballs Sequel
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40 years later and he still ain't found shit.
"What do you mean it's over? Nobody told me to stop!"
That or he has decided it's illogical for him to keep looking for shit he hasn't found, nor will ever find.
Deathballs
Shoots a deadly beam and destroys planets.
Colonel Sandurz: "Sir, do you think it's a good idea to design the Deathballs with one flaw opening that can be exploited with one shot?"
Dark Helmet: "Eh, shoot this," flips him off.
Shoots a deadly beam and destroys planets.
Colonel Sandurz: "Sir, do you think it's a good idea to design the Deathballs with one flaw opening that can be exploited with one shot?"
Dark Helmet: "Eh, shoot this," flips him off.
I haven't watched the first movie yet. But what you said was pretty funny to me, but I don't think they would allow this in today's Hollywood. At least they won't make a clear reference to it so as not to draw a reaction. Maybe they'll put it as a subtext reference.
Well, Mel is pretty close to death -- not like they can destroy his "career" or blacklist him now. Might as well shoot a Dark Helmet middle finger at them.
Norman Lear died at age 101.
Mel could very well keep going for quite a while yet.
Darth Weinstein
Must be stopped.
Must be stopped.
Josh Gad (Frozen) is both writing and starring in this picture.
He certainly has the physique to play Barf's son.
Oh, yeah, that sounds about right. I thought back when that was announced, he looked like he could be a fat Dark Helmet son.
Nice Mando reference ...
So on trend.
We could update the toy scene from the original with Baby Yogurts packed to the rafters ("We need cute. Something for the kids!")
Yogurt- The hot thing to do nowadays is to come out with a “Baby” everything!
Baby Lone Starr!
Baby Barf!
I have no idea who Mando is, no reference intended.
Anyway...
Given the penisrocket Elon shot off, maybe there can be a phallic-looking ship in the sequel
Anyway...
Given the penisrocket Elon shot off, maybe there can be a phallic-looking ship in the sequel
Too obvious ...
I still think they should go with a clone of Dark Helmet.
Sandurz: "He doesn't look anything LIKE you!"
Dark Helmet: "He's my GENETIC clone! He's the younger, hotter, and better-looking version of me!"
Mando = Mandalorian
Dark Helmet: "Where are all these friggin' babies coming from? Are we operating this unit or running a daycare?!"
Colonel Sandurz: "When do I get my own marching music?"
Dark Helmet: "When you grow up, cock of the walk."
The question is, will it be a Probiotic Yogurt... ? 
Just as long as it's not raspberry flavored.
His Midichlorians are 2G and the new sabres don't receive them?
Colonel Sandurz: "Sir, your Midichlorians are off the roof."
Dark Helmet: "Really? I thought the doc' vaccinated me against that."
Dark Helmet: "Really? I thought the doc' vaccinated me against that."
Okay, okay...looks like it's actually happening!
Fantastic opening crawl!
...except...no love for Lord of the Rings?!?
Somethings are too good to make fun of.
