May 21, 2011 rapidly approaching, doomsday - ready?

[darkshadow0001]

This is why christians kill me - didn't the man himself (Jesus) say "the day of judgement is known not by anyone, not even the son, but only the father"? They don't even listen to their own bullshit.

Not all Christians are like this. I grew up religiously, (even though I don't really go to church much anymore), but I don't believe anyone can predict the world. I think God is the only one who knows when the end of times will be, doesn't that say so in the bible?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Yep. Matthew 24:36:

But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

Same chapter, verses 42-44:

Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. So you must also be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.

 

[iBender]

What time did they say the rapture was? Because it's already the 21st in some parts of the world.

 

[Dukhat]

What time did they say the rapture was? Because it's already the 21st in some parts of the world.

IIRC, 6:00 PM, May 21, 2011, in whatever time zone the head nutcase is living in, in the United States of America (which wasn't in existence when the Bible was written, I might add).

 

[Ethros]

Bah, everyone knows the world will end on February 14th 2016






(for those who instantly get that reference, I give you huge props )

 

[Broccoli]

Whew...good thing I'm Catholic, and we don't believe in the Rapture. I'm safe from, yet another, Doomsday.

Bah, everyone knows the world will end on February 14th 2016






(for those who instantly get that reference, I give you huge props )

Ghostbusters II

Valentine's Day. Bummer.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

And here I thought the world would end because it blocked a certain Martian's view of Venus.

 

[iBender]

I decided a minute ago at 23:50 BST that, if it was true, I'd roll a rapture 'thing', I also paid a visit to one of my favourite websites aswell, just now, what with it being the Rapture and all... And having a Time Zone that is sort of in the middle lol. I decided to post this now three minutes ago, may the Rapture Roll comense.

 

[think]

right it is over cash your chips in the shop is closed for today.

 

[iBender]

Five minutes in, still no Rapture.

I've already managed to make an Arse of my self already though, today, in my own goofy way... Not a good technical start to anyone's day.

I hope Jesus looks like Axl Rose.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

What time did they say the rapture was? Because it's already the 21st in some parts of the world.

Well it's 9.15am here in Australia and nothing has happened yet. Seems like just every other Saturday. There is very little in the media here about this, so I'm not expecting anything to happen.

 

[eastman23]

A comment on the CBC article about this "event" had a good idea:

Get a suit of clothes and shoes and lay them out in front of your house tomorrow or pose it. Create rapture art to make the crazies upset that it has happened and they were left.

That would be priceless to see.

 

[think]

What time did they say the rapture was? Because it's already the 21st in some parts of the world.

Well it's 9.15am here in Australia and nothing has happened yet. Seems like just every other Saturday. There is very little in the media here about this, so I'm not expecting anything to happen.

right, It would have to be in the media for something to actually "happen" lol

 

[iBender]

OH SH*t it's Saturday!

Hehe, I should get a real job.

 

[auntiehill]

Bah, everyone knows the world will end on February 14th 2016






(for those who instantly get that reference, I give you huge props )

Ghostbusters 2. How sad that I know that.

The world isn't even CLOSE to ending. I know when it will end: the day my mother allows Velveeta and/or Cool Whip into her kitchen. I have been told this fact on several occasions.

 

[Maestro]

I believe in what the Bible says about the rapture and tribulation,

Please share.

 

[Marc]

I believe in what the Bible says about the rapture and tribulation,

Please share.

Yes maybe a few more of these rapture believers should show where in the bible it comes from.

Btw has the bozo who's announced the world is going to end tomorrow released his calculations?

And I wonder how much money will be made and lost when nothing happens.

 

[Technomage]

Only 5 hours and 45mins left for us in New Zealand!

Keep us in your thoughts!

 

[Finn]

You are 15 minutes past due, actually. You guys are supposed to rapture up 6pm your time.

 

[Technomage]

You are 15 minutes past due, actually. You guys are supposed to rapture up 6pm your time.

It's only 1.30pm as i write this!

But we're the first in the firing line - apparently!