Max Payne Trailer

[Deckerd]

You want to fuck me?

While you fuck Marky Mark... Threesome fun...

Only if he raps while I do it.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

You want to fuck me?

While you fuck Marky Mark... Threesome fun...

Only if he raps while I do it.

I just realised, it would be a threesome with Marky Mark and Mark... Which one would you want to do the rapping?

 

[Jim Steele]

While you fuck Marky Mark... Threesome fun...

Only if he raps while I do it.

I just realised, it would be a threesome with Marky Mark and Mark... Which one would you want to do the rapping?

We could do some sugarhill gang and take turns with the verses.

 

[JonathonWally]

Only if he raps while I do it.

I just realised, it would be a threesome with Marky Mark and Mark... Which one would you want to do the rapping?

We could do some sugarhill gang and take turns with the verses.

Is it too late to get in on some of this action?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

What does everybody else think of the trailer?

Without having heard of a film version, I thought that the trailer smelled a lot of a video game I had played for a bit.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Only if he raps while I do it.

I just realised, it would be a threesome with Marky Mark and Mark... Which one would you want to do the rapping?

We could do some sugarhill gang and take turns with the verses.

One, two, three and to the four, big Jimmy Steele and Marky at it on the floor.

 

[Jim Steele]

TrekBBS: Where no thread is safe from Hip Hop Homoeroticism.

 

[Deckerd]

White British guys are great at rap. Better than Marky even.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

White British guys are great at rap. Better than Marky even.

I bet most of us could even reach the great heights of Vanilla Ice.

 

[Jim Steele]

White British guys are great at rap. Better than Marky even.

I bet most of us could even reach the great heights of Vanilla Ice.

Cookin’ MC’s like a pound of bacon...

It's weird that Vanilla wasn't British with lyrics like that. It's just like us to rap about food.

"Haw there's a wee burger van in Cameron Toll
Gonna get a can of juice and sausage egg roll"

 

[backstept]

I'm glad the Max Payne games weren't as popular as some other games of the time, or else we'd have several crappy sequels

 

[Goliath]

White British guys are great at rap. Better than Marky even.

I bet most of us could even reach the great heights of Vanilla Ice.

Absolutely.

I mean--look at Kersal Massive.