Master Roshi's firsst drunkl thred eva!

[Roshi]

Mmmh, Eva! :droool:

'sup biatches! So for the very first time, Roshi's gone on a binge tonite. And guess what? I scored! OMFG I rulzzz! All my damn insecurities went out the window, and this girl came on to me. Whoooaaaa! It feels good to be alive!
Best bnight ever! Thank god camera phones!!!!!
Pleasant evening to you all!



K.

 

[NickInABox]

Inb4 close

 

[An Officer]

You still make sense. Not drunkl enough yet!

 

[Squiggy]

 

[An Officer]

Mods are drinking too maybe.

 

[Roshi]

mods, please dont hit me, be lenient. I don't really score alot and I wanted to show off a little.

 

[An Officer]

Good thing your girlfriend doesn't post here. Maybe you'll ask them to delete it.

 

[Roshi]

No, hon', it was a shameless one-night stand. This is so not me! I'm impressed. The beast ist unleashed!

 

[Squiggy]

 

[Mallory]

Life is good. Of course we demand to see the pictures as well.

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

No, hon', it was a shameless one-night stand. This is so not me! I'm impressed. The beast ist unleashed!

It was a shameless one-night stand? Hmmmmm...

 

[An Officer]

^ Now that's scary.

 

[Roshi]

ok, ok, I'll bite:

 

[An Officer]

Cute. Tamer than I would have expected.

 

[Roshi]

She's wearing my "Michel Polnareff" glasses!

An Officer, as a good Frenchman, I do my best to export the one true good cliché (i.e. frenching). But I'm a class act.

 

[An Officer]

Guy in the background wants in on the action...

 

[Roshi]

cockblocked!!!

 

[TheGodBen]

'sup biatches! So for the very first time, Roshi's gone on a binge tonite. And guess what? I scored! OMFG I rulzzz!

All I got tonight was three men coming on to me. Why is the world so unfair?!

 

[SPOCKED]

No one is drunkl until Spider says they are drunkl

 

[RoJoHen]

This picture is terrifying.