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Marvel planning Guardians of the Galaxy movie!

Lets not forget the alien from Star Trek 6 had his "business" located in his knees. Though that is an odd place to carry them, assume you trip and land on your knees? Bam! There goes any chance of having kids.
 
If he's not wearing underwear, which he isn't, there has to house rules, ship rules, about where he's allowed to sit, and/or even if he's allowed to sit at all until he puts some boxers on.
As long as he doesn't do too much lateral movement, his breech cloth should do the job.
 
There's a penis in each knee pit.

Girl vaginas are on the girls shoulders.

Because mating takes so long, the bloke hangs off his mate like an apron for the better part of a week while she walks around shopping for shoes and other useless shit.
 
If he's not wearing underwear, which he isn't, there has to house rules, ship rules, about where he's allowed to sit, and/or even if he's allowed to sit at all until he puts some boxers on.
As long as he doesn't do too much lateral movement, his breech cloth should do the job.


It's called a taint.

If you're fighting for your life in zero gravity, sooner or later you're going to twirl.
 
That's silly. He had to have known there'd be a mid/post credits bit setting up a future movie, either Cap or Guardians. That's been the Marvel way since day one with Iron Man.
 
He only wasn't happy with it because he felt the tone of the sequence was at odds with his own film.
 
Deaf Captain America is funny.

Watchers have toilets and girlfriends. (I'm not sure which is more alarming.)

And Nova 100 comes out next month.

That's 100 issues in just 37 years!

13 issues a year and an annual, after 37 years adds up to 481 issues.

100 issues in 37 years is nothing to be proud of.
 
We got us a cast photo at last! :D


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I hope it's the former, too. But I'm an optimist...

I found an official synopsis on another site:
From Marvel, the studio that brought you the global blockbuster franchises of Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Avengers, comes a new team–the Guardians of the Galaxy. An action-packed, epic space adventure, Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe into the cosmos, where brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with ambitions that threaten the entire universe. To evade the ever-persistent Ronan, Quill is forced into an uneasy truce with a quartet of disparate misfits–Rocket, a gun-toting raccoon, Groot, a tree-like humanoid, the deadly and enigmatic Gamora and the revenge-driven Drax the Destroyer. But when Peter discovers the true power of the orb and the menace it poses to the cosmos, he must do his best to rally his ragtag rivals for a last, desperate stand - with the galaxy’s fate in the balance. Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy is presented by Marvel Studios. The film releases August 1, 2014, and is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.
Might this orb be yet another Infinity Gem (or stone, as they were referred to in Thor: The Dark World)?
 
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