Marks going to be miffed at his dog being stolen too.
There's no way to avoid miffing him.
There's no way to avoid miffing him.
Mark or the Dog?
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Nah, no cheating. Just assisted wanking. Most people don't get jealous about some sex toy either.
But they do get outraged by photographic assistance of people they know.
Imagine your husband was caught diddling himself in front of a picture of your sister? Now imagine what your brotherinlaw is doing late at night with pictures of you from New years last month at exactly the same time... Now imagine they planned it, synchronised their watches, because they were too chicken to suggest swinging or a foursome, or it was a simultaneous test run before they did approach the two of you about the real thing?
It's really our brains that are disturbing, not what we're doing with our hands.
Deanna was not happy when she thought that Reginald was boffing a holographic definition of herself but it's standard that the holodeck is used for sex quite often. There is a (moral) difference between I suspect using innocuous images/appearances of women and men who are imaginary or strangers (Leah Brahms shit a brick when she thought Geordie was screwing her likeness... Yet Chakotay was plain Chuffed. Men are pigs.) compared to rutting with facsimiles of crewmates and "friends".
Remember Mirror Jennifer Sisko being conflicted by Jake treating her like his mother?
Imagine someone dating (regular) Kira because they wanted to see "her" in the intendants incredibly tight pants again after having a mirror adventure and barely avoided being murdered by that homicidal maniac. How happy is Kira going to be about receiving kudos and affection generated because there's a maniac walking around the station sometimes with her ass?
It's really just a question of context.
Imagine your husband was caught diddling himself in front of a picture of your sister? Now imagine what your brotherinlaw is doing late at night with pictures of you from New years last month at exactly the same time... Now imagine they planned it, synchronised their watches, because they were too chicken to suggest swinging or a foursome, or it was a simultaneous test run before they did approach the two of you about the real thing?
It's really our brains that are disturbing, not what we're doing with our hands.
Deanna was not happy when she thought that Reginald was boffing a holographic definition of herself but it's standard that the holodeck is used for sex quite often. There is a (moral) difference between I suspect using innocuous images/appearances of women and men who are imaginary or strangers (Leah Brahms shit a brick when she thought Geordie was screwing her likeness... Yet Chakotay was plain Chuffed. Men are pigs.) compared to rutting with facsimiles of crewmates and "friends".
Remember Mirror Jennifer Sisko being conflicted by Jake treating her like his mother?
Imagine someone dating (regular) Kira because they wanted to see "her" in the intendants incredibly tight pants again after having a mirror adventure and barely avoided being murdered by that homicidal maniac. How happy is Kira going to be about receiving kudos and affection generated because there's a maniac walking around the station sometimes with her ass?
It's really just a question of context.
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The dog ofcourse!
Something similar happened to Doctor Who this Christmas.
His sonic screwdirver had been eaten by a flying shark (flying like superman, not some pissy oh he jumps so well it looks like he's flying) gotwedged between the jaws and the back of that sharks throat and the sonic screwdriver was the only real hope they had of knocking out the great white before it ate them, the Doctor says to the 12 year old boy standing next to him "I've got two chances to get this right and then it's your turn." "What do you mean?" the kid repies and Doctor Who waggless his fingers in front of the little boys face "Look! two hands!".
His sonic screwdirver had been eaten by a flying shark (flying like superman, not some pissy oh he jumps so well it looks like he's flying) gotwedged between the jaws and the back of that sharks throat and the sonic screwdriver was the only real hope they had of knocking out the great white before it ate them, the Doctor says to the 12 year old boy standing next to him "I've got two chances to get this right and then it's your turn." "What do you mean?" the kid repies and Doctor Who waggless his fingers in front of the little boys face "Look! two hands!".
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