Mark or the Dog?

[Guy Gardener]

Imagine there was a spacetime window that briefly opened between season 3 Voyagers Bridge and Janeway's Fiance "Mark's" bedroom back in the AQ.

Mark is asleep in his queen size and her dog is asleep at the foot.

Got it?

Janeway has seconds to make a decision.

Does she pull the love of her life through the window or Mark?

(Buggerbastardbollocks. Screwed up the poll. You know what i meant to say.)

 

[Mary Ann]

Is this a trick question?

 

[Guy Gardener]

No, it's a trick answer.

 

[black_dranzer]

Blatently she jumps through herself and laughs at the rest of the crew as the window closes.....

 

[Guy Gardener]

frakk, she could have done that during Caretaker with an escape pod.

 

[Neutral Zone]

That's easy, she can get a man anywhere she's proved it more than once on the holodeck. So it has to be the dog she can take anywhere on the ship.

 

[Captrek]

Which one has a bigger

?

 

[black_dranzer]

Probably the dog......




.....even though she's a girl....

 

[Guy Gardener]

Anyone can get a man, get laid on the holodeck, except Kim, white sort of gimp gets unreconsolably and unrequitedly smitten by a holographic windsurf teacher who just doesn't see him that way? Holograms are not people. They're things at worst and slaves at best.

Um. If it's okay to murder a hologram then it has to be relatively alright to "rape" a hologram in so by changing their mind against their will to do what you want, and violation of the soul is worse than violation of the flesh.

Kathryn raped Michael Sullivan.

She has a dog she can take everywhere, he's called Neelix.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Probably the dog......




.....even though she's a girl....

So, probably the bitch?

Was there a wise proverb out there about something or rathers sticking together?

Can't put my finger on it.

 

[Smellincoffee]

The dog. Mark can take care of himself, but the dog can't. In addition, Mark might protest at being abducted into the Delta Quadrant, while the dog would be perfectly happy provided there were things to pee on.

 

[black_dranzer]

the dog would be perfectly happy provided there were things to pee on.

Chakotay? God knows the writers peed on him often enough

Probably the dog......




.....even though she's a girl....

So, probably the bitch?

Was there a wise proverb out there about something or rathers sticking together?

Can't put my finger on it.

Well, even if she did choose Mark she'd probably have a Janeway from the future come back and tell her that he dumped her in about a years time and married someone else, and he'd wind up mysteriously spaced or assimilated.....maybe she'd trade him to the Borg for Seven?

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

I picked Mark(yes, I'm the one. Up until now the only one, kind of gets you thinking)

Anyway, I'm a romantic. It's not just the sex. She had that holodeck irish bloke later on, but still....darn. I really thought about it.

 

[Guy Gardener]

If she made a holomark on the holodeck... would it be for shagging or for whipping and beating for abandoning her when she needed him most?

 

[Captrek]

If you create a hologram of your significant other and shag the hologram, is it cheating?

 

[Vulcan Princess]

If you create a hologram of your significant other and shag the hologram, is it cheating?

Well, that's what Tuvok did to get through his pon farr, and he didn't seem to think it was cheating.

 

[Captrek]

Speaking of pon farr, how is it that Vorik and Torres resolved their problem by declaring Kal-if-fee and knocking each other around a little bit? Kal-if-fee is supposed to be a battle to the death. In Amok Time, it was only when Spock thought he had killed Kirk that his blood fever subsided.

 

[Guy Gardener]

B'Elanna was linked to Vorrik. A sort of satellite ponfar. Now when she started fighting it was a fight. When she won, she "came". The chemical rush of killing for Vulcans is the same as the victory of an orgasm. Other races regard lesser victories as still cum worthy victories. We're quaint like that.

When Tuvok said that you can get through pon far by meditation. Hmmm. Lets just assume that playing with yourself a thousand times is the same as boinking a sexual partner once or killing some one once.

It's all about achieving a level of satisfaction, and Vulcans just don't have the imagination to believe in the validity of half measures before their hormones are willing to signal off the "well done, good job" response.

 

[kimc]

Men come and go but dogs remain loyal for life. I say dog even though I'm a woman with two dogs who is currently dating someone I like a lot. It was a tough call!

 

[PsychoPere]

The dog. Mark can take care of himself, but the dog can't. In addition, Mark might protest at being abducted into the Delta Quadrant, while the dog would be perfectly happy provided there were things to pee on.

The first half was what I was going to say, but I had to quote this due to the second half being pretty amusing - and probably true! The dog wouldn't really know the difference, but Mark would probably be pretty miffed at being pulled away from his life, even if he was now back with the woman he loved.