Man arrested for masturbating during Harry Potter movie

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And then the really old and confused ushers said:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal


Alright, time for some Harry Potter themed masturbation euphemisms:

Mastering the Elder Wand
He Who Must Not Be Flogged (in theaters)
Snaping the Dumbledore
Treehugging in the Forbidden Forrest
Catching the Snitch
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His last words before his arrest...

"WILL YOU SHUT THE DOOR, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE"!!!