Make your own silly/funny dialogue

[tim0122]

Just for fun: Make up your own, short bit of silly/funny dialogue for one of the shows/movies.

I'll start:

Sisko: "Dax, monitor the phenomenon from ops; Kira and Odo, ready security teams at all docks, major corridors, and security areas; Bashir, ready your medical team for casualties; O'Brien, poke yourself with these pain-sticks while I take a shuttlecraft to make contact with the phenomenon. We'll meet back here in ONE hour."

 

[1001001]

This seems like a good subject for the 602 Lounge.

Moving now.

 

[HIjol]

Kirk: "Mr. Sulu, take...thecon, but do NOT look...at..thecamerabecause...Itwill be on meandIwill...have all the lines of dialog.

Mr. Spock: "Captain, it is not logical to tell Lieutenant Sulu not to look at the camera, as it will already be focused on you.

Dr. McCoy: "Damn it, Spock! He's a Scene Stealer, not a Captain"

Scotty: "My engines canna take it... You're a wee scunner and yer aff yer heid!...Aye, I’d love a wee sip!