Make your own silly/funny dialogue

[tim0122]

Just for fun: Make up your own, short bit of silly/funny dialogue for one of the shows/movies.

I'll start:

Sisko: "Dax, monitor the phenomenon from ops; Kira and Odo, ready security teams at all docks, major corridors, and security areas; Bashir, ready your medical team for casualties; O'Brien, poke yourself with these pain-sticks while I take a shuttlecraft to make contact with the phenomenon. We'll meet back here in ONE hour."

 

[1001001]

This seems like a good subject for the 602 Lounge.

Moving now.

 

[HIjol]

Kirk: "Mr. Sulu, take...thecon, but do NOT look...at..thecamerabecause...Itwill be on meandIwill...have all the lines of dialog.

Mr. Spock: "Captain, it is not logical to tell Lieutenant Sulu not to look at the camera, as it will already be focused on you.

Dr. McCoy: "Damn it, Spock! He's a Scene Stealer, not a Captain"

Scotty: "My engines canna take it... You're a wee scunner and yer aff yer heid!...Aye, I’d love a wee sip!

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

STAR TREK II: THE BOREDOM OF TYRELL (earlier on Reliant)

Chekov: Does it have to be completely lifeless?
Terrell: Look who's talking.

THE SAVAGE CURTAIN (expanded scene)

Uhura: But why should I be offended, sir? We've learned not to fear words.
Kirk: And that's enough words from you for this episode, earring-lady.
Uhura: @#$% you, cotton shithead. Watch your mouth or I'll go Truck Turner on your ass!
Sulu: Yeah!!!
Kirk: Did I ask you for your slant on things?
Sulu: You mother@#$%er!!!!
Lincoln: People, people, people, calm down, with malice toward none, but charity for all!
Spock: Would this ''truck turner'' represent some form of primitive occupation, Lieutenant?
McCoy: Like Sigourney Weaver, right, Spock?
Spock: Evidently.

 

[Orac]

Hysterical Scotty: She's gonna blow!
Lecherous Kirk: Who Scotty? Who's she gonna blow? Is it me?