I'll take one, pretty please
How did we go from talking about Voyager, to masterbation? Did I miss something? And since this is Jeff's second viewing, technically I'm the virgin.
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I'll take one, pretty please
How did we go from talking about Voyager, to masterbation? Did I miss something? And since this is Jeff's second viewing, technically I'm the virgin.
This is a very normal conversational leap.
Great now I have a disturbing image of Neelix naked. Make it go away!
Whiskers. Down there.
Please stop!!
Whatever you say my sweetling!
Oh god! Really?
I would do him over Riker any day.
Well it's all a matter of perspective isn't it? There have been plenty more repulsive people than Neelix. His personality is only sporadically repulsive. Lookswise, whatever he's an alien. Better a talaxian than a galamite.
The nights get long and very lonely when your gf has dumped you (then disappeared)and you're far from home.
Heck at least he has the mess, he can cook stuff, talk to people, feel important, catch up on ship gossip. Before this he was floating around in a tin can all alone.
Wonderful teacake! While your getting busy with Neelix, I'll have Janeway all to myself.
90 percent of why a man needs a lifepartner is that it gets cold at night.
Neelix has a fur coat he can't take off.
Neelix has a fur coat he can't take off.
This is why we should all live in the tropics.
I think Kes should have been the ships Beauty Therapist and offered waxing services.
Yeah she could melt the hair off with her mind. It would save on having to replicate wax and strips.
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