Lunch with 3 people, living or dead...

[Armus]

The first three people who come to mind are all from The Bible, but to keep it interesting, I'll pick only one: Jesus, for many obvious reasons.

Beetlejuice, my favorite wack packer from the Howard Stern show. He always cracked me up.

Jacque Pepin, the french chef. I could use some cooking tips and maybe he would cook me something nice.

Runner uppers: Plato, Augustine, King Arthur(if he existed), Alfred The Great, Martin Luther, Benjamin Franklin, Abraham Lincoln, William F. Buckley.

 

[Riley]

My maternal grandmother (died 20 years ago this year), Christopher Reeve, Patrick Stewart.

 

[Armus]

^Lunch with Superman! He only drinks decaf by the way.

 

[Coyote Annabis]

Dead:
Bob Marley. Blunts, some steamed fish and rice, deep conversation.
Don Rickles. Just to listen to the master insult people, myself included.
Popcorn Sutton. The stories he could tell...

Living:
Dale Earnhardt Jr.*
Gabriel Iglesias
Jackie Stewart.

*Actually met him once. Real nice guy. It was late, I had a long drive ahead of me, he bought me a cup of coffee and signed the receipt. I'd love to have a beer with him.