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Fade in to figures moving in inky, smoky, darkness...
Pull back as
Kira's Mom and
mrcoaster help carry an injured
Gertch from the wreckage of The Patch...
Gertch: (coughing) "We... we made it!" *cough* *cough* *hack*
mrcoaster: "Well, thanks to
Kira's Mom cross-stitching up a rope ladder to climb out of the Patch..."
Kira's Mom: "Oh no, it was you juggling the chainsaws and widdle baby kitties that saved us..."
Gertch: Well, whatever it was, it sure was exciting! I hope all the thread-readers saw it, unless the the board was down for a day or so, or something impossible like that!"
mrcoaster: "C'mon... let's get to the beach and start cooking up some elephant burgers!"
Gertch: (excitedly) "With Spam?"
mrcoaster: "With Spam."
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Somewhere in the jungle... mist and rain shroud the foliage...
Brohi: "I think we're lost."
Brohi: "Of course we are... lost in love."
Brohi: "Awwwww..."
Brohi: "Awwwww...."
As the lovers begin to embrace,
DancingEmpress bursts from the bushes!
DancingEmpress: "Hey guys! They blew up the Patch and there's elephant burgers for dinner!"
Brohi: (a bit startled) "But... we're lost in the jungle..."
DancingEmpress: "Oh! Well follow me!"
They follow
DancingEmpress for twenty minutes... it gets darker... and spookier...
Brohi: "Ummmm..."
DancingEmpress: "Dang it, I screwed up my cameo, didn't I?"
Brohi: "Don't worry, we'll try to get
Flukie to edit it."
They come across
ArtemistheUnstable who is picking mangoes...
ArtemistheUnstable: "Hey guys! I heard you were all gonna die!"
mrcoaster runs up... "Hey! Spoiler tag that!"
Brohi and the rest head back to the beach...
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...where the Posties are reunited with the Loungies...
Klaus runs up to
Mr. EMH: "Hey!"
montresor and
Mr. Cellophane run up to
Super Grover "We thought you were killed!"
Flukie: "Trippy!"
Trippy: "Flukie!"
Flukie: "Trippy!"
Trippy: "Flukie!"
Flukie: "Trippy!"
Trippy: "Flukie!"
They embrace and kiss each other passionately, moving in slo-mo, the music swells...
Brohi: (disgusted) "For crying out loud! Get a hatch, you two!"
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Neeka Keet is lounging under a chunk of the Trek Art forum, reading, "Everybody Poops" when
005 sidles up to her...
005: "Hey there sweet momma..."
She looks up from her book "Listen here,
doubleornothing, if your girlfriend hear's ya talking like that, she's gonna change her name to
BearsDiscoverScissors and hand ya your boys in a box."
005: (turning red) "Look, I just want some NyQuil. I gotta have it ya know? We needs it! We wants it!"
Neeka Keet: "Well, don't get all Smeagol on me,
doubleyourpleasuredoubleyourfun, I just might have something even better..."
005 stares into the camera: "Oh reallllllly..."
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The Postaways are assembled on a beautiful section of the island where they are burying
RJDiogenes...
RBrodzinsky: "Dang it, I'll miss that purple-toothyheaded bastard." *weep*
Chris Mortimore: "And
Jayson, who could forget those robomonkies..." *weeps*
Mutenroshi: "Hey! Where's the booze!?" I thought this was an Irish Funeral..."
ElimParra: "Shh! Show some respect! I'm going to bed, maybe get some food..." walks away...
Temis: (crying): "Frack! My lovely purple toothylovemuffin is dead! Wahaaaaaa!"
mrcoaster holds her and consoles her...
Froggie: "Goat!"
Everyone looks perplexed. ???
Froggie: "Goat!" (points toward the ocean) "Goooaaattt!"
The Posties turn to see a small ship with a goat for a masthead...
Super Grover: "What's that say on the front? What's it's name?..."
Colonel Worf gets out his binoculars....
"It's called....
LiveJournal..."
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To be Continued...
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Next time on TrekBBS: Lost... "Banne"
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