LOST: TrekBBS
- Thread starter Capn Flukie
- Start date
Man that was a long hiatis. Glad to see we have a new ep! 
Kira’s Mom said:
I especially love the Biff part.
So obvious, in retrospect....
Man, the longer RJDiogenes is in the clutches of the jungle nymphs, the more I worry.
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Large In Time; Spoken Word; The RH Factor; Gee whiz!
He doesn't know when to quit. I fear for his life.
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Large In Time; Spoken Word; The RH Factor; Gee whiz!
^^ If one wishes to live to frolic with jungle nymphs another day, one must pace oneself.
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Large In Time; Spoken Word; The RH Factor; Gee whiz!
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Large In Time; Spoken Word; The RH Factor; Gee whiz!
Mwhahahha-hah-ah-ha!
Can I be a random guy that crashes on the island. You know like that one charachter with a mysterious past.
Uh... did anybody else hear that voice?Capn Flukie said:
Mwhahahha-hah-ah-ha!
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Large In Time; Spoken Word; The RH Factor; Gee whiz!
Previously on LOST: TrekBBS; A whole bunch of stuff.
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... in the dark, scary spoooooooky Jungle...
The Loungies are hacking their way though...
Trippy: "We've got to find the rest of the TrekBBS survivors, if you see The Others, run like hell!"
Super Grover: "I'm gonna whack'em like the hoboes down by the train yards, I tell you what!"
Mr. EMH: "And I... I will whack them with my Jesus Stick(tm)!"
Trippy:
"You guys quit whacking and let's get moving!"
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...the Posties camp...
RJDiogenes and Temis the Vorta are in the bushes near the camp grabbing mangoes, (that's what the kids are calling it these days...).
Temis the Vorta: "Frak! I'm glad we've been spending some time together, my Purple Toothyhead Stud Muffin..."
RJDiogenes: "I feel the same way, Temis the Snookums..."
Suddenly, there is strange whispering! rjdrjdrjd...
RJDiogenes: "Huh? What was that...?"
Temis the Vorta: "Frak! I didn't see anything!"
RJDiogenes looks around and suddenly there are naked jungle nymphs everywhere, speaking his name!
RJDiogenes: "Holy Bathrobe of T'Bonz! The Jungle Sex Nymphs!!" and runs towards them, crazed with lust..!!!
He bursts though the underbrush where...
WHACK! WHACK!
He falls dead to the ground!! Temis screams!
"Frak! You killed the Grape! The Grape is dead!"
... the camera pans and Super Grover and Mr. EMH are standing there with sheepish grins on their faces...
(in unison) "D'oh!"
Colonel Worf runs up... "What's going on?! What happened?!"
Temis: "Frak! They killed RJDiogenes!"
Colonel Worf: What? They killed the Grape? What were his last words?"
Temis: "He didn't say anything. He just let out a little whine."
Trippy: "Egads! That's a terrible joke! Who's writing this crap?"
Colonel Worf: "Well, now that we've got that plot complication out of the way, let's get you Loungies integrated into the rest of the Postaways...."
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In the Patch...
mrcoaster: "Okay we all take shifts clearing the cache and hitting F5, agreed?"
Kira's Mom and Gertch (in unison): "Agreed."
Gertch: "I still think we should use the search function... it's my destiny!"
mrcoaster: "You saw the video... no."
Gertch: "Don't tell me what I can or can not do, or shall or shall not do!"
Kira's Mom: "Wait, didn't you already say that in another ep?"
Gertch: "Yep."
mrcoaster does a... "man, I want my old life back..."
Gertch: "You want your old life back, I want my $24 dollars back!"
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To be Continued...
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Next time on TrekBBS: Lost... "@"
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... in the dark, scary spoooooooky Jungle...
The Loungies are hacking their way though...
Trippy: "We've got to find the rest of the TrekBBS survivors, if you see The Others, run like hell!"
Super Grover: "I'm gonna whack'em like the hoboes down by the train yards, I tell you what!"
Mr. EMH: "And I... I will whack them with my Jesus Stick(tm)!"
Trippy:
"You guys quit whacking and let's get moving!"---
...the Posties camp...
RJDiogenes and Temis the Vorta are in the bushes near the camp grabbing mangoes, (that's what the kids are calling it these days...).
Temis the Vorta: "Frak! I'm glad we've been spending some time together, my Purple Toothyhead Stud Muffin..."
RJDiogenes: "I feel the same way, Temis the Snookums..."
Suddenly, there is strange whispering! rjdrjdrjd...
RJDiogenes: "Huh? What was that...?"
Temis the Vorta: "Frak! I didn't see anything!"
RJDiogenes looks around and suddenly there are naked jungle nymphs everywhere, speaking his name!
RJDiogenes: "Holy Bathrobe of T'Bonz! The Jungle Sex Nymphs!!" and runs towards them, crazed with lust..!!!
He bursts though the underbrush where...
WHACK! WHACK!
He falls dead to the ground!! Temis screams!
"Frak! You killed the Grape! The Grape is dead!"
... the camera pans and Super Grover and Mr. EMH are standing there with sheepish grins on their faces...
(in unison) "D'oh!"
Colonel Worf runs up... "What's going on?! What happened?!"
Temis: "Frak! They killed RJDiogenes!"
Colonel Worf: What? They killed the Grape? What were his last words?"
Temis: "He didn't say anything. He just let out a little whine."
Trippy: "Egads! That's a terrible joke! Who's writing this crap?"
Colonel Worf: "Well, now that we've got that plot complication out of the way, let's get you Loungies integrated into the rest of the Postaways...."
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In the Patch...
mrcoaster: "Okay we all take shifts clearing the cache and hitting F5, agreed?"
Kira's Mom and Gertch (in unison): "Agreed."
Gertch: "I still think we should use the search function... it's my destiny!"
mrcoaster: "You saw the video... no."
Gertch: "Don't tell me what I can or can not do, or shall or shall not do!"
Kira's Mom: "Wait, didn't you already say that in another ep?"
Gertch: "Yep."
mrcoaster does a
... "man, I want my old life back..."Gertch: "You want your old life back, I want my $24 dollars back!"
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To be Continued...
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Next time on TrekBBS: Lost... "@"
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Bad Spambot!
