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Surely you must understand, Sir--if the good Major West would STOP crash landing the poor Jupiter Two, it would not be necessary for him to REPAIR it nearly so often. A POOR "pilot" indeed, if I must say so myself! I suspect that clanking calamity, the Robot, would do a better job if only the mediocre Major's EGO would allow someone else to drive the ship! Why, as it stands now, I doubt we shall manage to return to Earth until Major West has dented the hull of the ship against every asteroid and dust-mote from here to the galactic edge! I can only hope for his sake that when we DO make it home a job is waiting for him in a more appropriate profession; perhaps SCHOOL BUS driver . . .

I said thats enough smith!

Kids ,Dr Smith isnt a good role model you look up to. In fact he should be on an episode of Adam 12 and you see what happens to people like Dr Smith.