Ok back sometime during the late 80s this song (sang to the tune of Venus, the Bananarama version) was on the radio..anyone know if its on the web somewhere?
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He's Scotty
He works on the Enterprise [Scotty: "Engineer Scott here."]
Engineering is his game. [Scotty: "Main engines, full power."]
It should come as no surprise [Scotty: "Prepare for warp drive."]
"Scotty" is his name. [Scotty: "Full speed ahead, sir.]
He's Scotty [Scotty: "Aye, sir?"]
Yeah baby, he's Scotty. [Scotty: "If I do say so myself, the engines are purrin' like a kitten, sir."]
Well, Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire
Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal!
Spock has little pointy ears
Sulu never sounds Chinese [Sulu: "Hi there."]
Alien girls love Captain Kirk [Alien Girl: "Please teach me: what is a kiss?"]
Bones has gone berserk! [McCoy: "Dammit, Jim!"]
Well Scotty [Scotty: "Aye, Sir?"]
Yeah baby, where's Scotty? [Scotty: "I'm in the transporter room, Sir. Energizing now."]
Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal
Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire!
[Scotty: "I've pushed her all the way, Sir!"]
[Scotty: "I've got an hour of power at the most!"]
[Scotty: "The matter/antimatter reactors are going into overload!"]
[Scotty: "I can't change the laws of physics, Captain!"]
Klingons ready to attack [Uhuru: "Hailing frequencies open, Captain."]
Food supply is running short [McCoy: "Dammit, Jim!"]
Kirk has gotta have warp drive [Chekhov: "Warp factor 2, Keptin."]
Please engine room report! [Scotty: "Engineer Scott, here."]
Well Scotty
Yeah baby, he's Scotty.
Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire
Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal!
Scotty was his name!
[Scotty: "Full power, Sir -- let's punch a hole through 'er!"]
[Scotty: "Get down and get funky, Captain."]
[Scotty: "Jam on it, Sir."]
[Scotty: "Aye, Sir!"]
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He's Scotty
He works on the Enterprise [Scotty: "Engineer Scott here."]
Engineering is his game. [Scotty: "Main engines, full power."]
It should come as no surprise [Scotty: "Prepare for warp drive."]
"Scotty" is his name. [Scotty: "Full speed ahead, sir.]
He's Scotty [Scotty: "Aye, sir?"]
Yeah baby, he's Scotty. [Scotty: "If I do say so myself, the engines are purrin' like a kitten, sir."]
Well, Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire
Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal!
Spock has little pointy ears
Sulu never sounds Chinese [Sulu: "Hi there."]
Alien girls love Captain Kirk [Alien Girl: "Please teach me: what is a kiss?"]
Bones has gone berserk! [McCoy: "Dammit, Jim!"]
Well Scotty [Scotty: "Aye, Sir?"]
Yeah baby, where's Scotty? [Scotty: "I'm in the transporter room, Sir. Energizing now."]
Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal
Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire!
[Scotty: "I've pushed her all the way, Sir!"]
[Scotty: "I've got an hour of power at the most!"]
[Scotty: "The matter/antimatter reactors are going into overload!"]
[Scotty: "I can't change the laws of physics, Captain!"]
Klingons ready to attack [Uhuru: "Hailing frequencies open, Captain."]
Food supply is running short [McCoy: "Dammit, Jim!"]
Kirk has gotta have warp drive [Chekhov: "Warp factor 2, Keptin."]
Please engine room report! [Scotty: "Engineer Scott, here."]
Well Scotty
Yeah baby, he's Scotty.
Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire
Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal!
Scotty was his name!
[Scotty: "Full power, Sir -- let's punch a hole through 'er!"]
[Scotty: "Get down and get funky, Captain."]
[Scotty: "Jam on it, Sir."]
[Scotty: "Aye, Sir!"]
