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LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse...

Danoz

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Oh no.
 
Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

(looks to my left) My wall-o-weapons?
 
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A rugby ball, or an empty bowl. I don't think either are going to be very useful for the apocalyspse!
 
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Cool, My metal walking cane is to the left of me right now. Along with a floor lamp. I love lamp.
 
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Everyone talks about Zombies and Vampires, and I still think if we are having an apocalypse, Terminator will be the closest to being right. Robots are slowly taking over the world as we speak.
 
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My huge desk fan.

If the zombies are all Fabio clones, I'm golden.
 
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An alcohol-based hand rub.

Actually, I can see some situations where this would come in handy. :D
Good source of potassium! :bolian:
 
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The only thing to my left is an empty wall.

Damn.
 
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Suckers.

While you're trying to frighten the undead hordes with fruit and stationery, I'll be destroying zombies with CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SHIELD.

Yes, it's a teacup coaster my son made me. But still..

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A plate. I can throw it at them ... pretty crap.
 
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My liquor cabinet. Might be a bit big, but the bottles inside might come in handy.
 
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A friend of mine recently admitted to having a sex dream about me rescuing her from zombies, so I am all set.
 
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An armoire filled with nothing really substantial, my Tom Servo puppet is on it though, maybe I could use him to put on a show to distract the zombies... or heckle them. My cable modem is on the floor nearby. But, honestly, I think I'm fucked.
 
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A crappy ceramic table lamp. I guess I could break it and use a sharp piece to wedge into a zombie's brain, but if that's all I'm down to I think I'm pretty much toast.
 
Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

A crappy ceramic table lamp. I guess I could break it and use a sharp piece to wedge into a zombie's brain, but if that's all I'm down to I think I'm pretty much toast.

Either that, or when the zombies arrive, you can point at it in order to show them the Light.
 
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