Logical donkey - 2 girls at once.

[Cheapjack]

I honestly think someone, at some point, should make a film about my dating culture. After I have changed it slightly. I understand perfectly well the american set-up, I have worked with Africans in burger bars and understand them. I have talked to French women about men and had appreciative looks from Germans. To be fair, I find mine difficult to believe and adjust too, myself, sometimes, having lived outside of it for a year.

A logical donkey is an old computer industry term for the fact that a computer cannot make random decisions. The parallel donkey gets stuck between two bales of hay that are equidistant and starves to death as it cannot decide which one to go for.

Thanks, anyway.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I honestly think someone, at some point, should make a film about my dating culture.

Yeah, let's don't and say we did.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Aka Buridan's Ass or Aristotle's paradox, only I think in this case, I think the bales of hay are probably made of cheap polystyrene. But, hey, what do I know, never knowingly having had appreciative looks from Germans.

 

[Cheapjack]

I honestly think someone, at some point, should make a film about my dating culture.

Yeah, let's don't and say we did.

Well, you'd go a little haywire and start spewing out ASCII characters at random, under the same circumstances. I've made some sense of it, after a few years thought, whether or not you agree with my conclusion.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

In my case, it was EBCDIC characters -- it was that long ago.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

I'm waiting for it to come out that one of these women is his cousin. There's a certain Baggins air to it all.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

I'm waiting for it to come out that one of these women is his cousin. There's a certain Baggins air to it all.

That explains it!

 

[Marie1]

If the former just listens to be polite, doesn't share your interests, may be disdainful of your career, and you don't want to live in the same area... then there's not much of a point in pursuing it.

If you've seen the second chick smiling at you a couple of times in a row- specifically at you- say Hi and see what happens...

 

[Captain Ice]

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Wayne.

Also, what's wrong with a "slightly forceful personality"? Do you want a woman you can dominate? "Slightly forceful" doesn't indicate she would dominate you, just that she wants to be considered an equal.

This.

 

[Shatnertage]

I honestly think someone, at some point, should make a film about my dating culture. After I have changed it slightly. I understand perfectly well the american set-up, I have worked with Africans in burger bars and understand them. I have talked to French women about men and had appreciative looks from Germans. To be fair, I find mine difficult to believe and adjust too, myself, sometimes, having lived outside of it for a year.

The more I read, the less I understand.

This is almost "last words of Dutch Schultz" territory.

But I am soooo close to making "I have talked to French women about men and had appreciative looks from Germans." my new sig.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

Not to hijack the thread, but a customer at work looked at me and smiled at me yesterday. What do I do? I think maybe I will leave my girlfriend of almost two years for the off chance that this customer ever comes back, because hey..she smiled at me. She must want to do the sex to me. Right?

 

[TheBrew]

Actually, she is already pregnant with your child because you looked at her.

That's how these things work, right?

 

[Tiberius Jim]

Shit, I looked at her twice...does that mean it's twins?

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

The more I think about it, the more the topic title just sounds disturbing.

And I don't even have a particularly dirty mind.

 

[scotpens]

Actually, she is already pregnant with your child because you looked at her.

That's how these things work, right?

Only for Anthony Quinn.

 

[Saga]

i am a logical donkey and i find this thread racially offensive.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Logical donkey punch?

 

[Spot's Meow]

But I am soooo close to making "I have talked to French women about men and had appreciative looks from Germans." my new sig.

Personally I preferred "I understand perfectly well the american set-up, I have worked with Africans in burger bars and understand them" as sig material.

 

[sidious618]

It's fairly clear to me that both of these women are incredibly interested in you. If I were you I'd ask each of them out for the same night, at the same place, at the same exact hour. Then you can have both of them at your table and see which one fights the most for your attention. That's the one to stick with and marry. Just have an affair with the other girl.

Hope that helps.

 

[kes7]

Shit, I looked at her twice...does that mean it's twins?

... and now I can't stop giggling.

It might be the wine I'm drinking. But you guys might be funny.