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Listen, I have an idea

This thread is pure win. The ideas here are worth at least three trillion SpaceBucks, which by pure coincidence is the price for a Venti Mocha Latte with three Espresso shots purchased at the Death Star II Docking Bay Starbucks™.

Yeah, but the Starbucks on the deck 23 plaza of the Death Star II has better tasting product, even if it does cost more.
 
sorry I was away for a while, but walking on icy streets gave me multiple concussions that didn't resolve themselves with hours, instead taking 5 days to show me true punishment. Brain is better now, so what's up,
 
This thread is pure win. The ideas here are worth at least three trillion SpaceBucks, which by pure coincidence is the price for a Venti Mocha Latte with three Espresso shots purchased at the Death Star II Docking Bay Starbucks™.

Yeah, but the Starbucks on the deck 23 plaza of the Death Star II has better tasting product, even if it does cost more.

It's the Wookie barista on Deck 23.

Rwalallarumpllump knows what she is doing.
 
It is little known, but the Death Star was equipped with a Romulan multispectral emitter that makes it appear like a death star, but in reality it is one huge Borg sphere.

What did you think midichlorians were exactly?
 
My post-concussion symptoms aren't healing up too fast, so this is what I have left in my head. :(

[LOCOTUS catches up to the future rebels trying to stop the Borg from
assimilating the "JJAbrams" universe in the past]

LOCOTUS goes to assimilate Wesley Crusher after the Borg have managed to
penetrate the future rebels' ship]

LOCOTUS: Hello Wesley. How is my young prodigy doing?

CRUSHER: This isn't you, Captain. I know you know this!

LOCOTUS: Heh. I know you know a lot, so allow me to let you know even more.
Have you ever imagine beings that do not discriminate based on DNA, RNA, or any other functional biological nucleic acids? Not to mention the even more petty things like gender, melanin factor, or preference of partner? There are no real genocides or gross assaults against sexual orifices ritualized or performed here, just the purity of group mindthought. True democracy without the fallacies. We appreciate the strengths of all minds and deal quickly with the weaknesses. No more hate, no more trauma, all is understood once you have merged with our consciousnesses. Alone you are weak and are sure to perish; but together with us your thoughts will become part of the greatest collection of minds ever known. Join us, and every cell in your body will be optimized to its greatest glory.

CRUSHER: But what about the individual?

LOCOTUS: Shut up, Wesley. [completes assimilation]
 
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