Listen, I have an idea

[YellowSubmarine]

Bombs. Yes. Bombs. That's a great way a Grim Fandango bit into this thing. Due to a transporter malfunction, B'Elanna and nuMcCoy get transported to Rubicava in the land of the dead. They need transport, but the only available one is Manny's bone wagon, booby trapped with explosives triggered by dominoes. So they need to find Neelix to prepare some of his special Red Alert Chilli to get Glottis to throw up over the dominoes. Then they invite Science Bob to freeze it all in one place. They take the bone wagon and McCoy's like "Damn it, B'Elanna, I am a doctor, not a hearse driver..." and she's like "Well, doctor, I am sure it's not that much more difficult than delivering Gorn hexatuplets, show us how good you are outside of bragging. Otherwise I will have to drive this thing, and you won't like it how quick I will get you there."

Meanwhile, Janeway is fighting the Borg queen over an abyss on Bespin, when the queen tells her "Kathryn, I am your sister..." (roll credits)

How many billion dollars is that for a plot?

 

[Sindatur]

This movie is useless without Pakleds.

They are the true villains. They look for things to make them go.

I hear Romulan Ale goes right through you. Though, once they can start going again, will they still be surly enough to be Villains?

 

[BillJ]

This movie is useless without Pakleds.

They are the true villains. They look for things to make them go.

I hear Romulan Ale goes right through you. Though, once they can start going again, will they still be surly enough to be Villains?

 

[USS Triumphant]

and you won't like it how quick I will get you there."

No one ever liked how quickly B'Elanna "got them there", except for Tom. Not even B'Elanna.

How many billion dollars is that for a plot?

^^ I read this line in Strongbad's voice.

 

[The Wormhole]

How has this thread gone three pages so far without anyone mentioning Andorian Ice Powers?

 

[Orphalesion]

How has this thread gone three pages so far without anyone mentioning Andorian Ice Powers?

Andorian version of "Frozen" you say? Shran delivering a heart-wrenching rendition of "Let it Go" while wearing a pretty, glittering dress?

I agree with people that the movie should be a Musical, a 5-hour musical with Bollywood dancing.

 

[The Wormhole]

I agree with people that the movie should be a Musical, a 5-hour musical with Bollywood dancing.

Just as long as a fat naked Ferengi belly-dancing number is featured. That goes on for twenty minutes.

 

[YellowSubmarine]

In a cave deep within the surface of a moon of Ceti Alpha V there are mushrooms adapted to live in the harsh conditions by accumulating huge amounts of gas. The saturation is so high that records show burping after consumption can last for up to 23 minutes. The full routine of Cupcake eating one of them at the beginning of the film is in order.

And then, at the end of the film, the other end of the consequences.

 

[robcypher]

LOL you guys thought I was joking, but I am not. Here is a sample of the script:

[some scenes where the Khan blood was able to make a new Kirk]

Kirk: I'm back!

Spock: Hmmmm........this is weirdness.

[meanwhile, romulans are gathering together at the neutral zone]

Kirk: Raise shields!

Sulu: Captain, there is an anomoly coming up on our sensours

Kirk: What!

Sulu: OMG the anonmoly is sucking in the romulans like they were speghitti!

Kirk: wtf

Spock: I think we should run away

Kirk: maximum warp 9 backwards!!!!

[that's just the beginning. now what's up you luddite mfers]

 

[Timby]

LOL you guys thought I was joking, but I am not. Here is a sample of the script:

[some scenes where the Khan blood was able to make a new Kirk]

Kirk: I'm back!

Spock: Hmmmm........this is weirdness.

[meanwhile, romulans are gathering together at the neutral zone]

Kirk: Raise shields!

Sulu: Captain, there is an anomoly coming up on our sensours

Kirk: What!

Sulu: OMG the anonmoly is sucking in the romulans like they were speghitti!

Kirk: wtf

Spock: I think we should run away

Kirk: maximum warp 9 backwards!!!!

[that's just the beginning. now what's up you luddite mfers]

 

[M'Sharak]

LOL you guys thought I was joking, but I am not. Here is a sample of the script:

[some scenes where the Khan blood was able to make a new Kirk]

<dialogue snippage>

Perhaps I should move this to the Fan Fiction forum, then, where writing can be posted and receive critiques from other writers of fan fiction as it progresses?

[that's just the beginning. now what's up you luddite mfers]

I'll give it the benefit of the doubt this time and guess that the last bit is in jest, but it's probably best just to skip the "mfers" part altogether in the future. Name-calling can too easily be taken the wrong way, which is why it's not encouraged here.

 

[The Wormhole]

[meanwhile, romulans are gathering together at the neutral zone]

That sentence makes the Neutral Zone sound like a campground and the Romulans are all huddled by the fire getting drunk and boasting exaggerated stories of themselves.

 

[Nebusj]

[meanwhile, romulans are gathering together at the neutral zone]

That sentence makes the Neutral Zone sound like a campground and the Romulans are all huddled by the fire getting drunk and boasting exaggerated stories of themselves.

Yeah, that's really more a Klingon thing.

(More Andorian Ice Powers!)

 

[Lance]

in nuTrek, Kirk fights some Klingons and Romulan fellows in the Neutral Zone before the Borg comes out a time vortex! Then the borg woop everybody's ass until some people from the Borg's future (mixture of TNG/DS9/VOY) who were caught in the vortex help what is left of the Federation to defeat the borg once and for all! yay or nay? and ultimately we can reset the universe to the original timeline more or less

ps contact me if you think this is a viable script

No need for a time vortex. The Borg exist in Kirk's time already. Just pit the Enterprise up against the 23rd century version of the Borg, perhaps invading through one of their conduits, and forget 'the future' idea altogether.

 

[robcypher]

in nuTrek, Kirk fights some Klingons and Romulan fellows in the Neutral Zone before the Borg comes out a time vortex! Then the borg woop everybody's ass until some people from the Borg's future (mixture of TNG/DS9/VOY) who were caught in the vortex help what is left of the Federation to defeat the borg once and for all! yay or nay? and ultimately we can reset the universe to the original timeline more or less

ps contact me if you think this is a viable script

No need for a time vortex. The Borg exist in Kirk's time already. Just pit the Enterprise up against the 23rd century version of the Borg, perhaps invading through one of their conduits, and forget 'the future' idea altogether.

yes, because spock coming to the past with a Federation ship that may have had some borg-inspired parts in it that signaled them in subspace and let them to build transwarp conduits to the Alpha Quadrant much earlier than usual...but the time warp thing allows you to have TNG/DS9/VOYish characters on there.

 

[at Quark's]

Why save them? Make a TV series based on a Borg cube with the assimilated crew members as main cast.

<Blackness. Then the Borg mass voice begins to drone>

Space. The futile frontier.

These are the efficient voyages of Unimatrix zero-zero-eight. Its continuing mission: to assimilate strange new worlds, to seek out new life and perfect irrelevant civilizations. To baldly go where no drone has gone before.


Yeah, such a series would become an instant hit.

 

[Lance]

No need for a time vortex. The Borg exist in Kirk's time already. Just pit the Enterprise up against the 23rd century version of the Borg, perhaps invading through one of their conduits, and forget 'the future' idea altogether.

yes, because spock coming to the past with a Federation ship that may have had some borg-inspired parts in it that signaled them in subspace and let them to build transwarp conduits to the Alpha Quadrant much earlier than usual...

Um... nooooo, because Enterprise already established a Borg presence in the Alpha Quadrant. We don't need convoluted time travel plots to explain away something as mundane as 'The Borg Are Already There In The Alpha Quadrant In Kirk's Time'. Because we already know the Borg were there in the Alpha Quadrant in Kirk's time.

but the time warp thing allows you to have TNG/DS9/VOYish characters on there.

You are, of course, working on the assumption that such a scenario is actually desirable. I disagree, I think it'd be the worst thing imaginable. All we want are good stories featuring the new versions of the TOS characters. What we emphatically *don't* need are pointless cameos from characters like Admiral Janeway or Captain Riker, which would get in the way of just telling good stories featuring the new versions of the TOS characters.

 

[YellowSubmarine]

To baldly go where no drone has gone before.

Then again... The Borg seemed uninterested in people walking around their cubes, so it might be possible that at some point some of their cubes got inhabited by people whom the Borg deemed uninteresting to assimilate. And maybe there were also some like Seven of Nine's parents following the Borg, but instead of doing it at a distance they boldly went to observe them inside the cubes, and somehow made it there long enough.

And maybe the drones and their guests played cards in the after hours.

 

[CorporalClegg]

I suddenly find myself imagining the Borg ship as a yellow submarine and kind of like the idea. I mean:

So we sailed up to the sun till we found the sea of green,
And we lived beneath the waves in our yellow submarine.

Totally sounds like the Borg.

 

[Jedi_Master]

This thread is pure win. The ideas here are worth at least three trillion SpaceBucks, which by pure coincidence is the price for a Venti Mocha Latte with three Espresso shots purchased at the Death Star II Docking Bay Starbucks™.