Lines You'd Never Hear in Trek

[tachibana]

torres to 7: Janeway has gotten faaaaaat

 

[Odon]

Kirk: "On this ship, I am God."
M5 Multitronic Computer: "NOW do you want me to run things?"

Pakled: "I need to think."

Klingon: "I need to change my underwear."

 

[JD]

Odon said:

Klingon: "I need to change my underwear."

Hmmm, I wonder what kind of underware Klingons ware?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Y-fronts lack honour!