McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a skydiver!"
Yes, I know he is not one of the skydivers.
Yes, I know he is not one of the skydivers.
Lines you want to be in the film
- Thread starter JoeZhang
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How Kirk really stows away:
Murtogg:This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jim Kirk: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
[Kirk makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy, two red shirts]
Jim Kirk: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at Starfleet Command, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jim Kirk: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes the others seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Constitution is the power in this sector, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Enterprise for speed.
Jim Kirk: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Enterprise.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it's not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
Mullroy: You've seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You've seen a ship with a black hull that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with a black hull.
[Kirk quietly slips passed them unnoticed]
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have a black hull, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Enterprise.
Murtogg:This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jim Kirk: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
[Kirk makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy, two red shirts]
Jim Kirk: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at Starfleet Command, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jim Kirk: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes the others seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Constitution is the power in this sector, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Enterprise for speed.
Jim Kirk: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Enterprise.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it's not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
Mullroy: You've seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You've seen a ship with a black hull that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with a black hull.
[Kirk quietly slips passed them unnoticed]
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have a black hull, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Enterprise.
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Nuclear Wessels
and
Kirk: Oh my God they killed Leslie!
McCoy: You Bastards!
and
Kirk: Oh my God they killed Leslie!
McCoy: You Bastards!
Duh duh da da da da da duh da daa duh da daa duh da daa da
[At the end, after the bad guys have been vanquished, the Space Octopus inked and the timeline restored(?)]
Kirk: My work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed
wherever outlaws rule the Quadrant, wherever innocent women and
children are afraid to venture into space, wherever a man cannot live
in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.
Bridge Crew: [in unison] BUCKLE UP!
Kirk: All right, you caught me. Speaking the plain truth is getting pretty
damn dull around here!
Kirk: My work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed
wherever outlaws rule the Quadrant, wherever innocent women and
children are afraid to venture into space, wherever a man cannot live
in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.
Bridge Crew: [in unison] BUCKLE UP!
Kirk: All right, you caught me. Speaking the plain truth is getting pretty
damn dull around here!
Sulu: "Im a pilot, get me outa here!!!"
...
Old Spock: "I have come back here, to warn you about a tall bald man..."
Kirk: "...K"
Old Spock: "It involves a rusty bridge and a shit movie"
Kirk: "Riiiight"
Old Spock: "Use the nexus to your advantage. Go and fuck a green bitch instead."
...
Old Spock: "I have come back here, to warn you about a tall bald man..."
Kirk: "...K"
Old Spock: "It involves a rusty bridge and a shit movie"
Kirk: "Riiiight"
Old Spock: "Use the nexus to your advantage. Go and fuck a green bitch instead."
Spock at some point should definitely say the line from The Immunity Syndrome:
Brace yourselves.
The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive.
Brace yourselves.
The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive.
Siwilliams
Fleet Captain
Old Spock saying at the end, 'this was all a money grubbing fake'
And then J.J. Arbhams can appear and give the finger to the hardcore fans and say
"look bitches, I KNOW you'll play to watch this again just so you can bitch about me giving you the finger. Now go get your shine box!"
Siwilliams
Fleet Captain
And then J.J. Arbhams can appear and give the finger to the hardcore fans and say
"look bitches, I KNOW you'll play to watch this again just so you can bitch about me giving you the finger. Now go get your shine box!"
Why reply like that when you said 'Not a serious thread'?
And then J.J. Arbhams can appear and give the finger to the hardcore fans and say
"look bitches, I KNOW you'll play to watch this again just so you can bitch about me giving you the finger. Now go get your shine box!"
Why reply like that when you said 'Not a serious thread'?
em.. because it's not a serious thread?
Siwilliams
Fleet Captain
then the jj abhams remark was not neededAnd then J.J. Arbhams can appear and give the finger to the hardcore fans and say
"look bitches, I KNOW you'll play to watch this again just so you can bitch about me giving you the finger. Now go get your shine box!"
Why reply like that when you said 'Not a serious thread'?
em.. because it's not a serious thread?
Why? It's fun - partly because it's true. With any series which has hardcore fans, be it star trek, star wars or transformers, the truth is that even if they claim to hate something they will watch it multiple times just so that can log every detail of their hate.
So JJ Arbham appearing at the end to say something offensive works because we know that many people would watch it again just to complain about the offense - it's a gag that work on many levels.
Siwilliams
Fleet Captain
People say that, but there are several franchises where if I did not like them (or one of the movies) I have only watched them once. I only watched Spider-man 3 once, the same with X1 and X2.
Kirk: Gary who?
Scotty: I like this timeline. No velour.
Old Spock: Nothing looks as I remembered it.
Uhura: Open you're own damn hailing frequency!
Pike: Chekov, I order you to get that speech impediment treated. It's going to hold you back.
Scotty: It's green!
Kirk: She's green!
Young Spock (to McCoy): You sir, are a cracker.
OK, not a line, but product placement: the Apple logo somewhere on the bridge.
Scotty: I like this timeline. No velour.
Old Spock: Nothing looks as I remembered it.
Uhura: Open you're own damn hailing frequency!
Pike: Chekov, I order you to get that speech impediment treated. It's going to hold you back.
Scotty: It's green!
Kirk: She's green!
Young Spock (to McCoy): You sir, are a cracker.
OK, not a line, but product placement: the Apple logo somewhere on the bridge.
Nero's Lackey: We've arrived in the past, sir! There appears to be a ship out there firing on us!
Nero: Are you fucking blind? That thing's registry starts with a zero! It's clearly an illusion. Now, proceed at maximum warp to Mrs. Kirk's cooch! We've got a birth to stop!
Nero: Are you fucking blind? That thing's registry starts with a zero! It's clearly an illusion. Now, proceed at maximum warp to Mrs. Kirk's cooch! We've got a birth to stop!
Chekov: "there's a ship coming in, it's the Enterprise!"
classic ship comes in, Shat appears on viewer: "I guess we weren't sufficetly...entertaining. Fire phasers!"
*new ship goes boom!*
classic ship comes in, Shat appears on viewer: "I guess we weren't sufficetly...entertaining. Fire phasers!"
*new ship goes boom!*
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