Lines you want to be in the film

[Candlelight]

"Fuck"

 

[The Wormhole]

How about a scene I want to see.

Interior Space Octopus engine room. Nero and Romulan engineer walk around warp core, which is also the heart of the Space Octopus.

Engineer: "That last hit hurt us good. I estimate a few hours for repairs."
Nero: "Focus on weapons. I grow tiresome of the Starfleet ship, and we still must eliminate Kirk."
Engineer: "Yes sir."

Engineer is suddenly shot from behind. He collapses, standing in his spot, the Badass Captain Robau, holding a phaser.

Nero: "How is this possible? You died when I destroyed your ship."
Robau: "I am the Badass Captain Robau. I am too badass to be killed in a simple starship explosion. Now, from Hell's heart I shoot at thee."

Robau fires phaser at warp core/heart.

Nero: "Narada! NO!!!"
Robau: "Badass."

Exterior Space Octopus explodes.

 

[Sector 7]

Spock at some point should definitely say the line from The Immunity Syndrome:

Brace yourselves.
The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive.

(I think that's what Kirk said to the Orion chick!)

"Beam me up, Scotty!" Just once... he's gotta say it for real!

 

[Ovation]

Pine (a la Lazenby): "This never happened to the other fellow"

 

[JonathonWally]

Spock: Sir, what's that thing on your head? It's very strange yet very attractive.

Kirk: It's a Sombrero

 

[dillon3001]

Spock at some point should definitely say the line from The Immunity Syndrome:

Brace yourselves.
The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive.

(I think that's what Kirk said to the Orion chick!)

"Beam me up, Scotty!" Just once... he's gotta say it for real!

My name is dillon3001, and i approve this message....and laughed my ass off

 

[Space Cowboy]

McCoy: You green-blooded, inhuman...

Spock: Fascinating

 

[MANT!]

Never Give Up!!
Never Surrender!!!

 

[Ovation]

Kirk (to Spock upon first meeting him): Hey, what happened to you? Get your head caught in a mechanical rice-picker or something?

 

[M'Sharak]

How about a scene I want to see.

Interior Space Octopus engine room.
[...]
Robau fires phaser at warp core/heart.

Nero: "Narada! NO!!!"
Robau: "Badass."

Exterior Space Octopus explodes.

Badass! I hope they do it.

 

[Basil]

Sulu: Asians are more than half the human population, yet I'm the only one cast in a $150 million film. What kind of sick, twisted, Nazi-esque fantasy future is this?

I don't care who says it, but someone has to say "Awesome!" as a tribute to Abrams.

 

[26138]

Spock: "THE WOMEN!"
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!
Scotty: I cannae change the laws of physics!
Kirk: "I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!" (The Enemy Within)

 

[Soar_Dude]

"Kirk to Enterprise"
"You pointy eared walking computer"
"Doctor logic dictates my actions not human emotion"
"Spock you botched the acetal colean test"
Sulu "The Engines!"

Soar Dude

 

[JonathonWally]

Scotty: Captain, this one goes to 11!