Lines you want to be in the film

[JoeZhang]

NOT a serious thread - so if you hate or love what you've seen so far, knock yourself out.

Pike shows Kirk the Kelvin, turns and looks directly at the audience:

Pike: There it is Jim, my single nacelled ship the USS Kelvin. Don't you think it's fantastic, the way it lands on the earth - so graceful! I'm sure my next ship the Enterprise will also take off from earth in an equally graceful manner. It sure did save a lot of money building it on the earth.

The orion sex scene:

McCoy: Jim!

Kirk: Hold that camera steady bones!

McCoy: I'm a doctor not a director of pornographic movies!

The end of the film:

Kirk: We saved Vulcan.

Old Spock: Now we must save earth, you must travel back in time further with me and help me to assassinate JFK, my knees aren't what they were, so you'll have to be the one on the grassy knol.

TO BE CONTINUED - fade to black

 

[Cheapjack]

I wouldn't say no to a bit of social commentary.

'Judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, I believe we have arrived in the latter half of the 20th Century'.

 

[Rii]

Pike: There it is Jim, my single nacelled ship the USS Kelvin. Don't you think it's fantastic, the way it lands on the earth - so graceful! I'm sure my next ship the Enterprise will also take off from earth in an equally graceful manner. It sure did save a lot of money building it on the earth.

I'd love to see that as a deleted scene on the DVD.

 

[Dale]

Spock: "Fascinating, Captain, and logical too, yet we need some help."

Uhura: "My, what a handsome energy creature you are. I love you."

 

[Classic Fan]

Scotty: "So, this is the same ship captained by the great Robert T. April. I like this ship, its fantastic..."
Kirk and Pike in unison: "Who in the hell is Robert T. April?"




*Ducks*

 

[tranya]

McCoy: "Space is danger and disease, wrapped in darkness and silence."

Kirk: "And it's cold, too."

McCoy: "Yeah, and it's really cold!"

Kirk: "And, uh, there's no air."

McCoy: "Dude, that's why it's cold and, uh, you know, silent."

Kirk: "Whatever."

 

[MisterPL]

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

That and the Wilhelm Scream.

 

[Stag]

... That and the Wilhelm Scream.

I would prefer a Homer-esque "D'Oh!!"

Oh and the traditional TOS background fight music:

"...don don don don don donta don don..."

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Kirk: "I have a need…a need for speed."

 

[JoeZhang]

Kirk: "I have a need…a need for speed."

Kirk/Nero fight -

Nero: I have studied your earth cultures - what is the saying? "your ego is writing checks your body can't cash".

<Kenny Loggins - danger zone plays over top of fight>.

 

[What's his face]

Pike: "You know, this ship looks kind of funny. I think it could use more black paint, right angles, jelly beans and plywood."

 

[darkshadow0001]

He's dead, Jim.

or

Fascinating.

 

[Stag]

He's dead, Jim.

or

Fascinating.

You know, on a serious note...McCoy really DOES need to say ..."He's dead Jim"... at some point. Although the theater would probably burst out in laughter or spontaneous applause, I don't know which.

 

[baxart]

Sulu: "My god... it's huge."

Kirk: "Scotty! Beam me outta heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee!"

& I want Chris Pine to do the classic Shatner elbows-in the-gut-pain move.

 

[S'kai]

He's dead, Jim.

or

Fascinating.

Captain, dinna how much longer I can keep her together !!!

 

[dillon3001]

I definately want to have some "He's Dead Jim" lines, and varients of it. I also want to hear Scotty freak out about how hard Kirk pushes the engines.

On a side note (and unrelated), i would like to SEE some Kirk Fu (karate chops to the neck and flying double kicks). Nothing wrong with Pine doing that once or twice

 

[Just_Bob]

"Oh my!"

 

[Ovation]

"I'm doctor, not a (fill in the appropriate blank)".

 

[Saul]

Kirk on Communicator: Spock...I... (sigh) just wanted to say "Hi", in fact I have nothing to say to you, I just... wanted to hear your voice.


seriously

Dr. Phillip Boyce: A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head- on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away. ...

 

[ConRefit79]

McCoy: "Space is danger and disease, wrapped in darkness and silence."

Kirk: "And, no one can hear you scream."