Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan forever

[Captain_Nick]

I love those facebook memes!

So, I'm building myself a personal home page on the world wide web, and I'd like some assistance. I want my home page to be as old school 1990s as possible.

This is what I've got so far

http://www.deakin.edu.au/~nsifniot (you'll have to accept the uni's t&c to proceed to it ...)

You'll notice my interesting colour scheme, obnoxious banner, classy hit counter on the bottom, and even a guestbook that doesn't mask your email addresses.

Are there any other elements that I have forgotten about? How can I make my website more 90s?

Maybe an 'email the sysop' link with an animated envelope logo, lol

 

[Melakon]

Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

Needs lots more blinking ASCII text characters.
And clashing colors.
And it needs to be harder to read text against the background due to poor color choices.

 

[R. Star]

Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

If you want people to look at your site, you might try an alternative subject than getting raped by satan.

 

[Captain_Nick]

Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

That's only if you ignore my thread

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

No animated background? Worst '90s site ever.

 

[TheMorrigan]

Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

The snow? I don't see any snow or blinky flashy neon colors. You really need a black background. I don't remember anything not having a black background. I also don't remember tables having proper backgrounds.

 

[Captain_Nick]

Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

I knew I could count on my TBBS homies to come up with some good ideas

 

[Greylock Crescent]

Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

Moar anamashuns!

 

[mari]

Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

Make sure your nav background is red, so it's blue on red, which is easily the worst color combo possible for human eyeballs. And yes, MOAR BLINKY TEXTS.