We've all seen confession threads on message boards devolve from the interesting and mildly therapeutic to the morbid and frightening, so I thought the key to maintaining a confessions thread would be to make all those confessions lighthearted.
The idea came from a friend, who confessed something to me last night: a few months ago her boyfriend was throwing a party in their restored Victorian home. She had already gone up to bed, not feeling well, changed into her pajamas, and gone to sleep. Not to long after dozing off, she woke up having to pee. Their home has no bathroom upstairs, the party was raging downstairs, and she really, really didn't want to go down amidst the party-goers, so she peed in her cat's litter box! I thought it was the most hysterical thing I've heard in a while, and I want to hear more silly stories like it! So, do you annoy your pets when you're bored to get them to play with you? Do you eat mayonnaise by the spoonful? Have you laughed so hard you've peed your pants? Confess something lighthearted!
As for me, I love the Thai iced tea at the Thai restaurant that recently opened near my house, but I think the food is only mediocre. I'm sure they think I'm nuts because I recently ordered an appetizer of edamame and 4 Thai iced teas in order to meet the delivery minimum. I'd already had my homemade dinner, I just really wanted those teas!
The idea came from a friend, who confessed something to me last night: a few months ago her boyfriend was throwing a party in their restored Victorian home. She had already gone up to bed, not feeling well, changed into her pajamas, and gone to sleep. Not to long after dozing off, she woke up having to pee. Their home has no bathroom upstairs, the party was raging downstairs, and she really, really didn't want to go down amidst the party-goers, so she peed in her cat's litter box! I thought it was the most hysterical thing I've heard in a while, and I want to hear more silly stories like it! So, do you annoy your pets when you're bored to get them to play with you? Do you eat mayonnaise by the spoonful? Have you laughed so hard you've peed your pants? Confess something lighthearted!
As for me, I love the Thai iced tea at the Thai restaurant that recently opened near my house, but I think the food is only mediocre. I'm sure they think I'm nuts because I recently ordered an appetizer of edamame and 4 Thai iced teas in order to meet the delivery minimum. I'd already had my homemade dinner, I just really wanted those teas!
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