Lets think of all the problems with Santa

Santa Clause is very judgmental. Who is he to decide who's been naughty and nice? And for that matter, if he is watching every child on the planet simultaneously, why has Chris Hansen not stepped in yet?

 

I don't think he is watching every child. I think he has a huge network of spies.

 

Santa's bulk isn't blubber it's all muscle! He's built like sumo wrestler.

 

Given the rate of arctic ice retreat, Santa is likely to be homeless in a decade or so.

 

He'll have to outsource his labor as well.

 

And we all know the worst part of it all.

Yes, friends.

Santa is a dirty socialist!

 

He's a dangerous driver. Grandma got run over by his reindeer.

 

And he's a homebreaker: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus -And I'm not the only one who's had that experience!

 

Add the Claus bit next time, I thought it was about little old me..

 

Can't work out what went wrong there.

Try this link

http://www.newsmutiny.com/pages/World/EvilSanta.htm

 

I don's see you around here enough. How have you been doing?

 

That link works! thanks!