Lets think of all the problems with Santa

[OdoWanKenobi]

Santa Clause is very judgmental. Who is he to decide who's been naughty and nice? And for that matter, if he is watching every child on the planet simultaneously, why has Chris Hansen not stepped in yet?

 

[Miss Chicken]

I don't think he is watching every child. I think he has a huge network of spies.

 

[Mike Farley]

He's got a huge body mass index and waist size. If he continues to stress himself with carrying all those presents he's going to have a heart attack or stroke. All those mince pies will also push his blood pressure up and put him at risk of diabetes. Plus, given his obesity I'm surprised if he doesn't suffer from sleep apnoea, so he'd better not be caught asleep at the reins...

Santa's bulk isn't blubber it's all muscle! He's built like sumo wrestler.

 

[IJD GAF]

Given the rate of arctic ice retreat, Santa is likely to be homeless in a decade or so.

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

He'll have to outsource his labor as well.

 

[Trekker4747]

And we all know the worst part of it all.

Yes, friends.

Santa is a dirty socialist!

 

[RevdKathy]

He's a dangerous driver. Grandma got run over by his reindeer.

 

[trekkiedane]

He's a dangerous driver. Grandma got run over by his reindeer.

And he's a homebreaker: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus -And I'm not the only one who's had that experience!

 

[Santaman]

or Father Christmas or whatever other alias he goes by.

1) He is an old guy who keeps a list of 'naughty' boys and girls.

Add the Claus bit next time, I thought it was about little old me..

 

[trekkiedane]

Does anyone agree with some of the things that Santa says here

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You don't have permission to access /In a letter from the North Pole published in newspapers around the globe, Santa Claus has issued a promise to the wealthy children of the world that they can once again expect bigger and better Christmas presents than their poorer counterparts this year. The proclamation preserves a long standing tradition of snubbing needy children in favor of lavishing more extravagant gifts on youngsters growing up in more affluent households by Santa, whose letter attempts to rationalize this seemingly unseemly policy. on this server.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Can't work out what went wrong there.

Try this link

http://www.newsmutiny.com/pages/World/EvilSanta.htm

 

[Miss Chicken]

or Father Christmas or whatever other alias he goes by.

1) He is an old guy who keeps a list of 'naughty' boys and girls.

Add the Claus bit next time, I thought it was about little old me..

I don's see you around here enough. How have you been doing?

 

[trekkiedane]

Can't work out what went wrong there.

Try this link

http://www.newsmutiny.com/pages/World/EvilSanta.htm

That link works! thanks!