Let's Infect The World!!

[All Seeing Eye]

Smiling is infectious, You catch it like the flu. When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin. When he smiled I realized, I'd passed it onto him.

I thought about that smile, then realized what its worth. A single smile, just like mine, could travel round the earth.

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected. Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

 

[Mallory]

I need an injection of insulin now.

 

[Rii]

Fortunately researchers have already developed a cure.

 

[gwud]

I smile at everyone I see. People think I'm weird.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Politeness goes a long way.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman." God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history...

Spread the smile people.

 

[judge alba]

^

never a truer word spoken in jest

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Spread the smile people.

I see my advice has been well heeded there. That's the spirit!

I knew you'd find something to cling to while waiting for Global Doomsday Scenario #347 to happen.

Enjoy yourself! There nas not been a better time to do so than now. [Yes there has - someone]

 

[gwud]

 

[Zulu Romeo]

 

[tharpdevenport]

No, no, it should be: Let's Fuck the World

I remember hearing about a pator last year who told his church goers to have sex everyday for 30 days. Reportedly it brought couples closer together, made life better, and they slept better as well. I think we could all have a better night sleep and 30 days of sex, so .. let's go fuck the world!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

No, no, it should be: Let's Fuck the World

I remember hearing about a pator last year who told his church goers to have sex everyday for 30 days. Reportedly it brought couples closer together, made life better, and they slept better as well. I think we could all have a better night sleep and 30 days of sex, so .. let's go fuck the world!

Screw the cheerleader, screw the world?

 

[All Seeing Eye]

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

Spread the smile people.
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An airline captain was breaking in a new stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

Spread the smile people.

 

[Goji]

The Pandimensional Cult of Sunshine & Happiness is way ahead of you.

Mwahahahahahaha.

I mean ""

 

[tharpdevenport]

The sun -- it burns!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well i feel better already.

 

[gwud]

Well i feel better already.

Do you remember BOB? I found him in my webspace, I have a feel he may be used more in the future!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I definitely remember BOB! Bring back BOB!