November/December's entry, from "Contemplative Silence". In which McCoy runs afoul of a Vulcan
Diogenes Club (Sherlock Holmes)
"The Quiet of Letar"
Leonard materialized in the middle of a crowded intersection, one hand resting on his hip. He jumped out of the way as a bicycle sped past on one side, then stepped to the side to avoid three teenage girls who were chattering excitedly in an alien language. Crossing the street in five quick strides, he leaned against a lamp post to catch his breath, then pulled out his comm and flipped it open. "McCoy to transporter room. I got a hint for you, Bayliss; this planet happens to have several geosynchronous cartographic satellites. Try makin' use of them
before beaming a man down in the middle of traffic, hmm? Unless you want to bring him back in a
jar."
The English transporter operator chuckled. "Really, Doctor, I set you down in the middle of a scramble. No eighteen wheelers, hovercars, or anything of the kind. Just foot traffic. You're perfectly safe."
"Ever heard of a stampede?" The yeasty scent of baked goods drifted out of an open doorway as McCoy continued past it, headed in a westerly direction. "Just tell me where you dropped off Commander Spock." He used one hand to shade his eyes, scrutinizing two Vulcans that were walking towards him, deep in conversation. The mustached one looked over his shoulder and shouted. A smaller figure parted the two and strode out in front of them, a curious expression on her face. McCoy followed her gaze and saw that a large tree lay fallen on the sidewalk across the street, its roots torn up from the ground.
"He asked to be deposited at Pelek Park, in the Vulcan quarter of the city, doctor. That's..." Two taps on a computer screen. "...roughly two kilometers south of your present location. I can send you there, or if you wish, there are several public transport booths, a local transit system, taxis..."
"I'll walk. Just text me the coordinates."
"Cheerio, Doctor. And a pleasant leave to you."
"Thanks, Art." McCoy ended the call. A few seconds later, a marker appeared on his tricorder's geolocator program, and he followed the map indicator down two winding streets, over a small footbridge, and then down a walking trail until he found himself in a small natural area criss-crossed by several gravel walkways. Reddish brown sand covered the open areas, dotted with various rock arrangements and small flowers that lay close to the ground. The park was mostly deserted, save for a city worker who bent over a small patch of green cacti, and two joggers, all Vulcans.
He found Spock kneeling behind a yellow bush at the edge of a small pond, studying the small purple fish that darted around just beneath the surface. "Well, I made it." McCoy came around to the other side of the pond until he was standing next to the Vulcan. "All in one piece."
"I expected nothing less." Spock straightened up, brushing dust from the knees of his pant legs. "Acquoya may attract visitors from all across the quadrant, but it has a reputation for being one of the safest settlements of its kind in the 23rd century." He clasped his hands behind his back.
McCoy gave a half-smile. "Well, actually, I was referring to the transporter, not the city, but..." He took a deep breath. "Ahh. Even the air is cleaner here." His shoulders relaxed. "I guess I owe my blood pressure one. If it hadn't registered on the high side of high this time, I'd still be in sickbay, bumping somebody
else up the shore leave waiting list."
Spock lifted an eyebrow. "I am curious as to how you expect it to return such a favor."
McCoy shook his head. "You got me. So," he continued, "Vulcan quarter, eh?" He gestured around at the buildings surrounding the park, which were designed in various Vulcan architectural styles, from Vuus contemporary to pre-Tonek revival. "Kinda like going back in time?"
"There are similarities," Spock agreed as they meandered down the trail leading out of the park's south gate. "Be that as it may, my reasons for visiting this section of the city go beyond mere nostalgia." He led McCoy to a transit stop just to the left of the exit. He leaned against the signpost. "I am in fact seeking the same thing you are; an opportunity for relaxation." The bus pulled up to the stop, and they boarded, passing their communicators in front of the reader. McCoy chose an aisle seat close to the middle of the vehicle, and Spock lowered himself into the window seat nearby.
As the bus moved away from the curb and began to head down the street, McCoy pocketed his communicator. "Relaxation? What? The park wasn't doing it for you?"
"While I found its landscaped setting to be restful, I had not planned to tarry long. I chose the park as a landing site chiefly because of its proximity to the transit line." Spock glanced away from the window. "Why did you seek me out? I was not expecting a companion."
"I'm a glutton for punishment." At Spock's frown, McCoy laughed. "Truth? I'm just killing time until Jim finishes some conference calls. He knows a couple of girls who live here now. We're going out to dinner together this evening, then catching a show." He rubbed the back of his neck. "At least, that's the plan, anyway. In the meantime, why don't you show me around the marketplace?" He placed one hand on his stomach. "I've got a hankering for
muhs-veer noodles all of a sudden."
"Perhaps later. My destination is close to the marketplace." They leaned slightly to one side as the bus turned a corner. "Though I have never visited this planet before, my membership grants me access to all the association's branches. I am also allowed to admit guests."
"Association?" McCoy glanced out the window at a passing hovercar. "You mean like a club?" At Spock's nod, he clapped the Vulcan on the back. "I remember my good old days with Astra Terra. If I wasn't getting into trouble, I was getting Jim
out of it."
Spock's mouth twitched. "You seem almost
fond of your days with the Academy's fraternity, given your usual dislike for trouble."
"Ah, you had to be there." McCoy leaned back in his seat and slung one arm over Spock's shoulder. "But you know what I'm talking about, right? Funny hats, crazy songs, and all the processed meat you can eat. Or carrot sticks, in your case," he amended. "'From the known, to the unknown, from the surface to the sky...'" he sang, his words trailing off as the bus came to a stop. Two passengers exited through the back door, shuffling past McCoy and giving him odd glances. Seven more boarded, all Vulcans save one Human male wearing a casual duty Starfleet uniform.
When they had seated themselves, the bus began moving forward again. Leonard shrugged. "Anthem." He looked away, lost in thought. "Those were the days. I wonder if they have a chapter here..."
"Doubtful. The only Academy facility I know of on Acquoya is an admissions office." Spock turned to face him. "In any event, you will find the Letar Society's activities have little in common with the sort of rowdy behavior you and Jim previously engaged in." He pulled out his tricorder and studied the screen. "The next stop is ours." Spock tapped a button on the wall of the bus, stood, and began to inch down the aisle.
McCoy got up and followed him to the back exit, arriving just as the bus slid to a halt. They stepped through the open doors onto a narrow sidewalk. McCoy glanced around at the houses nearby, flanked with ornamental sand arrangements. "Uh, Spock, you sure we're in the right place? These buildings all look residential to me."
"The Letar Society occupies what was once a private dwelling, Doctor. I believe a previous member bequeathed it to the association upon his demise." Spock stepped over what appeared to be a children's toy, some kind of vehicle with wheels. He lifted his hand and pointed at a large three storey townhouse with well-manicured vines that had been trained to grow on its stone walls. A flight of rounded steps led to a small porch; a short ramp to the right appeared to be a recent addition. Simple black letters against a gray backdrop proclaimed the building to indeed be the Acquoya chapter of the Letar Society.
As McCoy followed Spock up the stairs, his hand slid up the railing. He paused for a moment, cupping his hand to his ear. "When you said this place was
tame, you weren't kidding. I don't hear
anything; no singing, laughing, screaming, or vomiting."
"Nor are you likely to, as I said previously." Spock arched an eyebrow. "Though you almost sound as if you were
hoping for cacophony and mayhem."
"Didn't say that." He reached the top and leaned against the porch rail, stuffing his hands into his pockets. "But, hey, if whatever you guys do in there calms my frayed nerves a little, I guess I can live with it." He moved out of Spock's way as the Vulcan stepped in front of the doorway and stood there, still for several seconds. "Aren't you going to knock?"
"We shall be admitted momentarily," Spock replied, his lips pressed closed. After about a minute, the door opened. A tall stoic Vulcan stood there, clad in black robes. He raised an eyebrow at McCoy, who returned the expression, then looked to Spock. The commander nodded, which seemed to satisfy the doorman; he stiffly swept to the side, allowing them access.
"Where-" McCoy began, stopping when Spock turned and held a finger to his lips. Spying a coatrack, he removed his light jacket and hung it up on one of the hooks. "Where are we going?" he whispered as they continued down a dark corridor.
Spock ignored the question, leading McCoy through a door to their left flanked by drawn drapes, into a large common room filled with black chairs and couches. Blackout curtains covered a massive window that would ordinarily have let in the sunlight at this time of day. Several Vulcans stood, sat and reposed in various areas of the room. A black tasseled carpet hosted several individuals who were staring at nothing in particular; another sat cross-legged on a stool in the corner reading something off of a tablet. Spock beckoned to McCoy as he took a seat on the closest chair, closing his eyes.
McCoy stomped into the room and pulled Spock up off his seat, dragging him out of the room, and to the right until they were both standing behind the door curtain. "You brought me to a
funeral parlour?" he hissed. "I don't even know any of these people. What do I say? I feel like an intruder. Who died?"
Spock shook his head and raised a finger in the air. "First of all, it is not-" he mouthed, but interrupted himself, clasping his hands behind his back as two women walked past into the room. He tugged McCoy by one arm in the opposite direction until they were standing behind a potted palm. "It is not a funeral parlour, Doctor," he whispered. "Please, do not say anything more while you are here. There are rules to follow."
McCoy jerked back away from him. "Which you unfortunately neglected to warn me about
before we-"
Spock grabbed both of McCoy's arms tightly. "
Please."
McCoy wilted, letting out a soft sigh. "Fine. But would you mind telling me exactly what one
does at the Letar Society?" He held out his hands palms up.
Spock pressed his lips closed, then turned and tilted his chin upward towards the dark curtains before covering both ears with his hands. He arched an eyebrow.
The blood drained out of McCoy's face. He closed his eyes and breathed in and out once. "Contemplative
Silence." One hand covered his face. "It's got a lodge. But of course." McCoy threw his hands up in the air. "Why not? It's got everything
else, heaven knows," he exclaimed, pacing back and forth.
Spock grabbed one of his arms, but McCoy yanked it away again. As he spun around, he bumped into something. McCoy looked up and saw the Vulcan doorman who had admitted them to the building, glowering at him. He turned. Several society members stood at the entrance to the room, regarding him with a mixture of annoyance, curiosity, and anger. "Ummm..." McCoy glanced down at his shoes, blushing, then lifted his head towards the Vulcans, an innocent expression on his face. "Sorry?"
The Vulcans did not reply. Instead, they slowly retreated from the doorway and returned to their silent contemplation.
"Right." McCoy slowly backed up towards the front door. "Ock-spay, I ink-thay it's ime-tay to am-scray," he muttered.
A shadow loomed over him. McCoy turned. Once more, the doorman stood before him, casting a long shadow. In his hands, he held out a small opaque glass jar. McCoy reached out for it, and the doorman held it away from him, then extended it toward him again.
McCoy turned to Spock, a look of confusion on his face. "What does he want?" he mouthed.
Spock leaned toward him. "You disrupted the sacred silence of this establishment," he whispered quietly. "Those who commit such a violation are obligated to contribute to the penalty jar.
No exceptions."
"Penalty jar?" McCoy mouthed, looking back and forth between Spock and the doorman, who regarded him with thinly veiled impatience. Rolling his eyes, McCoy reached into his pocket for a wad of Federation universal exchange notes and stuffed the bills into the jar, then grabbed his jacket and shrugged it on. "Well, so much for that," he sighed, hurrying towards the front door.
"Indeed." Spock glanced over his shoulder, then sped up, matching McCoy's stride. "I don't expect
either of us will be welcome here any time soon," he added as they stepped onto the porch, a note of disappointment in his voice.
McCoy slowed, then stopped at the foot of the stairs. "Gee, I'm awful sorry, Spock. To get tossed out on your ear like this because of me." He kicked at a pebble on the sidewalk. "And I embarrassed you in front of all your fellow silence groupies. Might as well have paraded up and down the halls with a brass band." He sighed. "I feel like a heel."
Spock put a hand on the doctor's shoulder as another bus crested the hill, then hurried down the street to the bus stop, McCoy following after him. "You have no cause to berate yourself, Leonard. First of all, I neglected to inform you properly about the nature of the Letar Society, so that you could adequately prepare for the experience. Second, although I was fully aware of your reasons for taking this impromptu shore leave, I nevertheless exposed you to stimuli, or rather lack of same, which has already provoked a strong emotional response in you previously. Lastly..." He paused as the vehicle rolled to a stop and opened its door, then ascended the first step, one hand resting on the doorframe.
"Lastly..." McCoy waved a hand at the Vulcan.
"You are hardly to blame for your frustrations." Spock's mouth curved slightly. "Your reactions were entirely normal. For a
Human," he added as he stepped up toward the fare reader.
McCoy frowned, then shrugged. "I'm not sure how to take that..." he trailed off, tapping his comm on the reader.
"My intention was neither to insult or compliment," Spock assured him as they took their seats in the back of the vehicle. He stared out the back window at the society's building until their bus rounded the corner.
McCoy glanced down at his stomach and patted it. "Oh, well. Time for lunch." He met Spock's gaze, but the Vulcan moved his head to look past him. "What are you looking at? Is Lurch watching to make sure we don't come back?" he quipped, standing in his seat and leaning over Spock's shoulder to look out the open side window on his left.
"No," Spock replied, arms crossed over his chest. "As a matter of fact, I was just imagining you...
clomping around the Letar Society's parlour in full dress regalia...blasting a
trumpet." He narrowed his eyes and pressed his mouth shut, a soft laugh escaping from his throat nonetheless. "I believe such a spectacle would be worth whatever penalty 'Lurch' might see fit to levy."
"Wouldn't that be a sight?" McCoy snickered, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye. "But you have to bring your lute." He played with the zipper of his jacket, smiling. "Knowing your compatriots, they'd probably have us arrested for disturbing the peace, and Jim will kill us both. After he stops laughing, that is." McCoy leaned back and closed his eyes. "Good thing Jim's a dab hand at creative log-writing, or we'd be in hot water with Command and the Vulcan consulate."
Spock nodded. "Yes. As I believe you might say, 'thank heaven for small mercies.'"