Lack Of Nachos

[Plecostomus]

With all the technology we have these days you would think someone would have deployed a nationwide on-demand nacho delivery service.

I should be able to click on something on the internet and have a steaming hot pile of nachos delivered to my house or office whenever I want, 24/7.

How am I expected to sit here and do high-end CAD work without nachos? I can't get up to make them, they don't pay me to make nachos... they pay me to do CAD work.

The phone-girl doesn't deliver food, she had a tantrum about that this morning when we (the office staff) sent her to pick up sheet-pizzas.

Oh and the nacho-on-demand service should be fully user-configurable in every respect. I like round corn-chips and everything except that horrible rotten avocado sauce and onions.

...Blargh. Long shitty day at work, made worse by lack of nachos. Yeah we had sheet-pizza but it's just NOT nachos.

Well the bright side is Taco Bell is on the way home... technically they aren't true nachos, but Nacho-Like Substance. Better than nothing I guess.

 

[Barbados Slim]

What bugs me is there's no healthy alternative version of nachos. We have turkey burgers, lean beef hot dogs. Spinich pizza. Whole wheat pasta. Vegetarian chili. Turkey bacon. Soy everything. Nachos are still something we haven't healthified.

 

[Plecostomus]

What bugs me is there's no healthy alternative version of nachos. We have turkey burgers, lean beef hot dogs. Spinich pizza. Whole wheat pasta. Vegetarian chili. Turkey bacon. Soy everything. Nachos are still something we haven't healthified.

Lean ground-beef, fat-free skim-milk cheese, fat-free sour-cream, low-sodium corn-chips.

Depending on the quality of the ingredients "healthy nachos" can actually be quite tasty.

 

[Outpost4]

You keep your kelp nachos. I'll take my dripping in real cheddar.

Damn it, Plecostomus, I'm hungry and I want nachos right now! Will you make me some, too?

 

[RoJoHen]

I had nachos last night.

 

[RobertVA]

"Fat free sour cream"?

The very definition of "cream" is the fat from milk.

"Fat free cream" makes as much sense as "dehydrated water".

If it's "fat free" it's certainly not cream and at best should be labeled "cream substitute".

 

[Plecostomus]

You keep your kelp nachos. I'll take my dripping in real cheddar.

Low/reduced fat is as healthy as I care to get. Anything else is unholy and will count against you in the eyes of God come judgment.

Damn it, Plecostomus, I'm hungry and I want nachos right now! Will you make me some, too?

I'll need a credit-card number and shipping address.

 

[Kirkman1987]

I've had nachos twice in the last week, I am done with them for now.

I currently have a craving for country fried steak and red skinned mashed potatoes

 

[Mallory]

I shall be awaiting the arrival of your new Nacho Hut ("We deliver!") franchise in my neighborhood Plecostomus. The sooner the better.

I currently have a craving for country fried steak...

You had to mention that, didn't you? I didn't get my fix in December or yet this month and I'm dying for one. With gravy on the side.

 

[RoJoHen]

Who fries steak? Sounds blasphemous.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I agree, but apparently the fried chicken people do not.

 

[Mallory]

I agree, but apparently the fried chicken people do not.

Exactly right. A good country fried steak yields approximately the same kind of dining pleasure, a nice crispy breaded crust encasing a cooked, yet tender steak. Add some mashed potatoes and some cream gravy and you have one tasty meal.

 

[Amaris]

I shall be awaiting the arrival of your new Nacho Hut ("We deliver!") franchise in my neighborhood Plecostomus. The sooner the better.

I currently have a craving for country fried steak...

You had to mention that, didn't you? I didn't get my fix in December or yet this month and I'm dying for one. With gravy on the side.

A Nacho Hut would be a brilliant idea. Order nachos, they deliver.
I would make great use of that service.


J.

 

[Plecostomus]

Nacho-Hut.

We'd sell fully customizable nachos... 10 kinds of each topping (meat, cheese, sour-cream, veggies), 10 kinds of chips... You specify what you want, quantity of nachos (small, medium, large, meal, glutton, epic programming session, RPG-Nite)...

So far so good. In addition what else could we sell? Gravy-coated french-fries? (20 different gravies, 10 types of fries), poutine... What else? Corn-dogs with dipping sauce? Wasabi peas?

Oh yeah, gallon-jugs of Energy Drink soda. Several different flavors. And espresso.

Fuck, why call it Nacho Hut when we could call it Greasy Cheesy Hut Of Doom!

...nah. Nacho Hut sounds better.

 

[Mallory]

If you think of nachos as pizza in a slightly different form, you have your recipe for success. Be sure to offer wings too.

 

[Plecostomus]

If you think of nachos as pizza in a slightly different form, you have your recipe for success. Be sure to offer wings too.

I will remember you when I am successful.

 

[Outpost4]

Nacho-Hut.

In addition what else could we sell?

Chocolate covered frozen bananas.

God's gift to frozen desserts.

 

[CaptainHawk1]

"Fat free sour cream"?

The very definition of "cream" is the fat from milk.

"Fat free cream" makes as much sense as "dehydrated water".

If it's "fat free" it's certainly not cream and at best should be labeled "cream substitute".

Fat free plain yogurt.

Tastes exactly the same.

-Shawn

 

[Amaris]

If you think of nachos as pizza in a slightly different form, you have your recipe for success. Be sure to offer wings too.

I will remember you when I am successful.

You remember him, but I will expect great discounts.


J.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

With all the technology we have these days you would think someone would have deployed a nationwide on-demand nacho delivery service.

I should be able to click on something on the internet and have a steaming hot pile of nachos delivered to my house or office whenever I want, 24/7.

How am I expected to sit here and do high-end CAD work without nachos? I can't get up to make them, they don't pay me to make nachos... they pay me to do CAD work.

The phone-girl doesn't deliver food, she had a tantrum about that this morning when we (the office staff) sent her to pick up sheet-pizzas.

Oh and the nacho-on-demand service should be fully user-configurable in every respect. I like round corn-chips and everything except that horrible rotten avocado sauce and onions.

...Blargh. Long shitty day at work, made worse by lack of nachos. Yeah we had sheet-pizza but it's just NOT nachos.

Well the bright side is Taco Bell is on the way home... technically they aren't true nachos, but Nacho-Like Substance. Better than nothing I guess.

Solid post, brother. Hit me back with your fax # and I'll send some right over to ya!