Klingon Humor

[patweb]

A Klingon warrior is copulating with his female when he dies of a heart attack. He awakes, believing he is in Sto-Vo-Kor and begins reciting his victories. Fek'lhr walks up to him and states, “Never mind that”, hands him a tribble and says, “Take good care of this, petaQ.”

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Fizzbin.

 

[Doom Shepherd]

How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
KLINGONS DO NOT FEAR THE DARK.

What do they do with the burnt-out bulb?
TOS: Execute it for failure.
TNG: Scream, then give it a full Viking funeral.

What do they do with the Klingon who changed the bulb?
Execute him for cowardice.

 

[1001001]

A Klingon warrior is copulating with his female when he dies of a heart attack. He awakes, believing he is in Sto-Vo-Kor and begins reciting his victories. Fek'lhr walks up to him and states, “Never mind that”, hands him a tribble and says, “Take good care of this, petaQ.”

That's not even a joke.

Any further "jokes" can go in the Random LOL thread, located here:

http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/random-lols-and-observations-about-trek-serieses.282607/

Thanks.



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