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Klingon genitalia again

Personally, I can't wait to find out the numerical values assigned to various infamous Klingons in bawdy and offensive wartime songs.

Gowron has only got two balls
Duras has four but very small...
 
I think it was John Ford who decided that Klingons had three balls. And the Latinate plural of penis is penes. With no silent letters. Not penii.

And this is probably the most profoundly tasteless thread I've seen anywhere. I'm surprised the mods haven't shut it down with extreme prejudice.
 
And this is probably the most profoundly tasteless thread I've seen anywhere. I'm surprised the mods haven't shut it down with extreme prejudice.
Is it? It's just curiosity about how alien biology in Trek's crazy world is supposed to work. I mean, you read The Final Reflection, which although superseded by canon Trek, hinted at such things.

You control what threads you click on.

Also, @Michael , yes a total coincidence!
 
Biologically it's probably a redundancy thing more than a requirement as Lorca's mind went to. Female Klingons would likely not have a second organ but there are probably four ovaries inside. Having a back up increases the chances of reproduction just as the back up internal organs increase stamina, resilience and immunity. Only one heart though but a better one than mere humans have.

Yeah I'm not capable of jokes, everything has a reasonable explanation to me.
 
Biologically it's probably a redundancy thing more than a requirement as Lorca's mind went to. Female Klingons would likely not have a second organ but there are probably four ovaries inside. Having a back up increases the chances of reproduction just as the back up internal organs increase stamina, resilience and immunity. Only one heart though but a better one than mere humans have.

Yeah I'm not capable of jokes, everything has a reasonable explanation to me.

Two is already a redundancy.

The Klingon god didn't look at humans and double everything they had when inventing the first Klingon, they just made sure that the Klingons have a backup organ for everything like heart or a gonad, that's not in use until the primary is off line.

If they only need one gonad, then they only need one back up, which is two overall inside everywhere.
 
This thread is a little ... ballsy.





sigh ... now I am forced to ask a question which I am thankfully not storing in my brain but I must now question if it's a thing (no doubt thanks to some crappy new Trek show): Do Klingons have two dicks? Really?
 
This thread is a little ... ballsy.





sigh ... now I am forced to ask a question which I am thankfully not storing in my brain but I must now question if it's a thing (no doubt thanks to some crappy new Trek show): Do Klingons have two dicks? Really?
Yep. In the DISCO episode "Will You Take My Hand?", we see two urine streams, so it's a reasonable assumption based on that and the TNG episode "Ethics" discussion of Klingon biology.
 
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