Kirk's Dying Words

[sturmde]

Well, he could have always said "Carol Ruth Janet Janice Helen Helen Miramanee... Elaan Deela Shahna Rayna... Lori Carol Gillian Antonia"

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Kegek said:
Kirk: I once said space... was the final frontier. But death... is last frontier of all.
Picard: As Hamlet said, death is the undiscovered country.
Kirk: No, that's peace. Didn't you see the last movie? Not as good as mine, but -
Picard: Nothing compares to 'In Theory'!
Kirk: Oh geez, talk about ego, man...
Picard: I'm an accomplished Shakespearean actor! My recent turn as MacBeth in the Scottish play was a critically lauded accomplishment that -
Kirk: Great. I'm being bored to death. (croaks)

Kirk: Space... may be the final frontier... but... it's made in a... Hollywood base--
Picard: A Hollywood basement.
David Duchovny: Now watch me have sex.

 

[Nerys Myk]

sturmde said:
Well, he could have always said "Carol Ruth Janet Janice Helen Helen Miramanee... Elaan Deela Shahna Rayna... Lori Carol Gillian Antonia"

And Make Picard jealous?

 

[GeorgeKirk]

How about "Beam me up, God."?

 

[Captain59]

Kirk: Crap.

Picard: What?

Kirk: I think I left the stove on in my cabin.

Picard: Don't worry...I'll take care of it.

Kirk: Make it so. (dies)

 

[dreadnought]

Kirk's real death scene:

Kirk has Troi bent backwards to give her a kiss, in order to add yet one more trophy to his gallery of alien conquests when, having momentarily lost his memory in the moment of passion, his feet get wrapped up in his walker and he tumbles down as his ticker gives out.

Kirk: Bones...

 

[BriGuy]

IMO, he probably should've just been dead when Picard found him. Bloody, bruised, cut up. Not everyone gets "dying words," or, in classic movie style, a "dying monologue."

Or, if he must live, send him back into the Nexus somehow.