"Mih ssim, mih simm, nam, daed si Luap...."
Kirk's Dying Words
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"Be... good..."
"Rosebud...."
"Jean-Luc...help me...take this toupee off....Just once...I want you to see me with my...own scalp...."
utterly hilariousOk I give in
Kirk: "You....you...."
Picard: "Yes, Jim?" (leaning in to hear him)
Kirk: "You....Klingon bastard...." (dies)
CaptainStoner said:
Ok I give in
Kirk: "You....you...."
Picard: "Yes, Jim?" (leaning in to hear him)
Kirk: "You....Klingon bastard...." (dies)
This is my new choice for the best way Generations could have ended.
"Till touch down... ...brings me rou... nd again ...to find I’m ....not the ma... ...n they ...think I am at ...home ...Oh ...no ...no ...no I’m a rocket man Rocket man burning out ...his fuse up here ..."
I hope you're kidding with the title of this post, because posting reckless spoilers is TOTALLY against board rules! 
I liked the Emperor Vespasian's last words... "Oh my, I seem to be turning into a god."
That would be more appropriate for Kirk, although the Mixer's may be the most humorous.
aridas sofia said:
"Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
...And you're gone."
I miss my avatar.
He should've said "croak!".
OMG! That's a cap from VHS that *I* made and uploaded to Usenet probably 10 years ago! I recognize it immediately as the one I did! 
Well, that's pretty damn funny (though that's NOT my YouTube account...someone else actually posted it, not me).
(BTW, the "Brian" thing at the end was a callback to a bit Pollack did earlier in the set about Olympic skater Brian Boitano.)
Well, that's pretty damn funny (though that's NOT my YouTube account...someone else actually posted it, not me).
(BTW, the "Brian" thing at the end was a callback to a bit Pollack did earlier in the set about Olympic skater Brian Boitano.)
that is hilarious!!!! at least Kirk didn't say "Jean-Luc, Superman that ho." or some stupid shit like that.
I really really love this fan made alternate ending
^I like that ending.
Kirk's dying words should've been...
"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan..."
Kirk's dying words should've been...
"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan..."
Crypt-on said:
OMG! That's a cap from VHS that *I* made and uploaded to Usenet probably 10 years ago! I recognize it immediately as the one I did!
Well, that's pretty damn funny (though that's NOT my YouTube account...someone else actually posted it, not me).
(BTW, the "Brian" thing at the end was a callback to a bit Pollack did earlier in the set about Olympic skater Brian Boitano.)
What goes around comes around.
I personally would have loved to have had him and Jean-Luc share some lines and then say, "The needs of the many outweigh... the needs of the few. Or... the one. A friend once told me that..." This would take us back to Star Trek II and what Spock said to Kirk before he died.
