Kirk Vs Sisko

[SonOfMogh]

I'm curious about opinions on this one....

Who'd win in a straight up fight? This takes place in a UFC Octagon, no weapons, normal MMA rules. Both are in their prime (roughly season 1 TOS Kirk Vs Season 1 DS9 Sisko).

Sisko can't use the prophets in any way shape of form, and Kirk isn't allowed to wear a shirt, therefore he won't have the advantage of being "ripped shirt Kirk".


My money's on Sisko, captain of the academy wrestling team and boxing training as evidenced on screen.

 

[Zachary Smith]

Kirk ALWAYS wins. It's his way.

 

[BillJ]

Kirk finds bamboo, coal and diamonds in the octagon and blasts Sisko's ass. Kidding.

Still Kirk.

 

[errorist]

Always Kirk.

 

[JNG]

Sisko is a bigger guy than Kirk and definitely a tough one. However, in the Trek universe, Kirk really seems to be quite the knock-out artist. With no disrespect at all to Sisko, I'll have to call it for Kirk with a dropkick and a chop to the back of the neck.

 

[Finnegan]

Kirk for sure. But Brooks can overact better than the Shat.

 

[Captain X]

Sisko is a BAMF for the WIN.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

I'm curious about opinions on this one....

Who'd win in a straight up fight? This takes place in a UFC Octagon, no weapons, normal MMA rules. Both are in their prime (roughly season 1 TOS Kirk Vs Season 1 DS9 Sisko).

Sisko can't use the prophets in any way shape of form, and Kirk isn't allowed to wear a shirt, therefore he won't have the advantage of being "ripped shirt Kirk".


My money's on Sisko, captain of the academy wrestling team and boxing training as evidenced on screen.

I'll go with the guy who boxed the ears of the Gorn Captain!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

As much as I like Sisko, I gotta go for Jimmy on this one.

He always wins.

 

[Ethros]

The Sisko

 

[captcalhoun]

sisko beats up Klingons and Jem'hadar. SISKO FTW!

 

[CaptainStoner]

My money is on Kirk's uniform ripped by round 2.

Sisko winning all-around until he stops and says, "You shaved your chest?"
Then Kirk gets in one of his signature moves and knocks the Sisko out.

 

[Rabittooth]

Tough choice for me. However, as stated above...in the Trek universe... No one can withstand the Kirk Fu.
Full Drop kicks, double-fisted back blows, karate chops and flat handed double ear-boxing?
The Sisko is a BMF no doubt, Kirk'd be wiping the blood off his bottom lip with the back of his hand and his shirt would be in tatters.
But the Kirk will be victorious in the end.

-Rabittooth

 

[Dane_Whitman]

You can't beat The Sisko.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Sisko has no fear. He was actually willing to deck a guy capable of snuffing the entire quadrant out of existence (Q), so I don't think he'd be scared for one minute of Kirk. And that fearlessness could be his key to victory.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Sisko's sneakiness beats Kirk's bombastic-osity any day.

 

[Sisko4Life]

Sisko... sneaky? WTF??????

Sisko kicks Klingon and Dominion ass like its nothing. And, the Prophets are with him... hes a god!

 

[Markas]

Kirk all the way, as always.

Sisko has no fear. He was actually willing to deck a guy capable of snuffing the entire quadrant out of existence (Q)

Kirk slapped Trelayne. Fearlessness is Kirk incarnate.

 

[votd]

This is a toughie - but it's gotta be Kirk! After he's left Sisko in the dust he'd either a) Come up with some rhetoric to fulfill message of the day or b) pull some floozy who was watching.

 

[Thrall]

Sisko would have Garak shoot Kirk in the back while Krik was bloviating.