Kira Sucks, Sisko Sucks, Station can't even hit Warp 2

[Photon]

boring, tedious, story-arc lines. No alien, space sickness, temporal anomalies of-the-week.

Its a wonder that we even watch Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Even though it probably had more: shootin, killin, shaggin, under cover bombings, that any other Trek series.

Guess I've just wasted all this time viewing such a sucking series. Where are those Gunsmoke and Colombo VHS tapes?

 

[DS9Continuing]

I see what you did there.

 

[Photon]

I see what you did there.

 

[Sandoval]

No alien, space sickness, temporal anomalies of-the-week.

Captive Pursuit, Babel, Visionary. Off the top of my head.

 

[Robert D. Robot]

Also, the station has only the old, low-quality Cardassian hand dryers that lead you to resort to wiping your hands on your pants before you leave any restroom.

.... Oh... And the station obscures my view of Venus.

 

[Photon]

Also, the station has only the old, low-quality Cardassian hand dryers that lead you to resort to wiping your hands on your pants before you leave any restroom.

.... Oh... And the station obscures my view of Venus.

Yes, and those dryers hasn't been used since b/c of frivolous law suits filed on behalf of Bajorans that were electrocuted after touching them w/bloody hands.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

At first, DS9 didn't even have a captain.

 

[Angel4576]

And what was all that sh1t about not having the Dominion war started, fought and ended in one episode or even a two-parter?! FFS my attention span's only soooooo long!

 

[Christopher]

Yeah, lousy station that can't hit warp 2! I mean, it's not like stations are meant to be stationary! I mean, static! I mean, standing in... wait a minute...

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

People, repeat after me: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!

:P

 

[InklingStar]

And Captain Picard only appeared in one episode. What's up with that?

 

[Angel4576]

And they had to nick Chief O'Brien to steal some TNG kudos.......

Plus the Borg were only ever in one episodes. Rubbish.

Jeri Taylor and Braga would have sorted this sh1t out.

 

[-Brett-]

Kira was a major? Army ranks aren't Star Trek. The Rodd would be turning in his grave.

 

[The Dominion]

OMG OMG OMG I HATE YOU TC!

 

[Relayer1]

And as for Odo filling the necessary cute alien spot in the cast...

 

[Temis the Vorta]

And Quark waters down the drinks.

 

[Sykonee]

What's with those 'Gods' anyway? Kirk or Picard would have proved they were just posing aliens in no time.

 

[BennyRussel]

The stupid Captain even had to go bald. A total ripoff of Picard (and Kirk without the hairpiece)

 

[Bisz]

And Quark waters down the drinks.

And shaves the latinum!

 

[YellowSubmarine]

I'm no racist, but a Ferengi in Starfleet? What the hell is that?