Spock: The birds and the bees are not fanfic writers, Captain. If they were... if any creature as proudly logical as us...were to have their logic ripped from them...as this time does to us. How do fanfic writers choose the winners in the monthly challenge? Haven't you wondered?
Kirk: I guess the rest of us assume that it's done...quite logically.
Spock: No.
Kirk: No