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Join my petition to have sexy hookers stand in line for Trek XI.

If I could afford hookers I wouldn't need Star Trek.

I think you are just making excuses after driving around downtown for a while and seeing how slim the hooker pickings actually are around here.

If I was a guy, I'd pick Star Trek too. Or a close personal relationship with one of my socks. One or the other. :lol:
 
If I could afford hookers I wouldn't need Star Trek.

I think you are just making excuses after driving around downtown for a while and seeing how slim the hooker pickings actually are around here.

If I was a guy, I'd pick Star Trek too. Or a close personal relationship with one of my socks. One or the other. :lol:

You caught me.

Though, when talking about ATL hookers... I don't usually use the word 'slim'. ;)
 
Well, I'll say this for your plan, Jayson - whatever attention it generates can be no more bizarre and humiliating than the display of over-the-top geektittude witnessed by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog when he went to observe the festivities at the opening of Attack of the Clones. :lol:
That was hilarious, I laughed so hard when I saw that:guffaw:
 
Having hookers in line would be seen as some sort of Shatner related protest (T. J. Hooker) So I have to vote no.
 
Finally. A thread I can relate to! Okay, if we're paying for this, then I want them in the original series uniforms, or in TNG 1st season short skirty uniforms...

Oh man, my fiancee is going to kill me if she reads this.

Ps. Ottawa has great hookers. It's a government town afterall!
 
I would actually demand that hookers be in the movie; They've been overlooked as legitimate bridge officers by Star Trek for far too long. I may even start a thread about it. ;)
 
This is a very cool idea. But the part about hiring ugly hookers for other movies I am not too crazy about.
 
This is a very cool idea. But the part about hiring ugly hookers for other movies I am not too crazy about.

You see? It's just this sort of discrimination that's preventing us from getting our very first prostitute starship captain; Shame on you sir.
 
This is a very cool idea. But the part about hiring ugly hookers for other movies I am not too crazy about.

You see? It's just this sort of discrimination that's preventing us from getting our very first prostitute starship captain; Shame on you sir.

Hey...I'd settle for a prostitute character, at this point! But clearly, they have to be well developed.

Or whatever. ;)
 
lol am I the only one who thinks the hookers can have two uses, one to stand in the cues with the fans, to make the line look attractive, but two to "pleasure" the fans, you have bought a hooker you might as well
 
This thread is useless without pics. I mean, what YOU consider "sexy" might not be what I consider sexy.

Let's see what you've got in mind.
 
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