Jimmy Page as a lover

[Rÿcher]

How bad must Jimmy Page be as a lover for his girl so fair be stolen by Gollum?

"Mines a tale that cant be told,
My freedom I hold dear;
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air,
Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair,
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up
And slipped away with her.
Her, her....yea.
Ain't nothing I can do, no."

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Shouldn't that be Robert Plant?

 

[Rÿcher]

co-wrote, produced by... It's tough to tell who wrote what.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Shouldn't that be Robert Plant?

It's Robert Plant, CBE, now.

 

[T'Baio]

Maybe Gollum's just that good in the sack?

 

[Leandar]

Page wrote the music, Plant wrote the lyrics. Since he and his wife split in the early 80's, maybe she ran off with Gollum? lol

 

[Thrall]

Well considering he kidnapped and raped a 14 year old, it's not surprising she'd leave him for a mutated hobbit. Anythings got to be a step up from that.

 

[ToddPence]

The song indicates that Gollum stole her away. It didn't indicate anything about her going away willingly with him.

 

[the Dagman]

"Jumping the shark" takes on a whole new context when you add Led Zeppelin into the mix.

 

[Kryton]

Well, isn't that special?

Or maybe it's more precioussssssssss....

 

[CorporalClegg]

Maybe his sloppy guitar playing drove her away?

 

[Captaindemotion]

I always suspected that Gollum had a huge wang under that dirty loincloth.

 

[Kryton]

Hmmm...since the One Ring was size-adjustable (mystically speaking) I wonder if Gollum ever put it on his...

No. I really DON'T want to know.

 

[FordSVT]

I always suspected that Gollum had a huge wang under that dirty loincloth.

There is actually a scene in the Extended cut where you can see his little man briefly as he's jumping around, don't remember if it's in the theatrical version.

All of his computer models have a penis though.

Just FYI, never thought I'd have this conversation.

 

[ToddPence]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33208

 

[broberfett]

In Hobbits all the power of the One Ring goes right to their penis. That sucker is a weapon.

 

[Kryton]

Ah, but maybe that weapon is a sucker...which makes it popular for that purpose!

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Hmmm...since the One Ring was size-adjustable (mystically speaking) I wonder if Gollum ever put it on his...

No. I really DON'T want to know.

That would make for an awkward date.

[Gollum]Gollum swears it's bigger. It's just invisible right now.[/Gollum]

 

[broberfett]

So whenever Gollum put the ring on his johnson then the Dark Lord sees it. "I See You! I wish I didn't see you, but I See You!"

 

[TheSeeker]

Well considering he kidnapped and raped a 14 year old, it's not surprising she'd leave him for a mutated hobbit. Anythings got to be a step up from that.

Source please? I've never heard of this.