Janeway's Decision to Kill Tuvix

[Melakon]

. . . 5. Were the gold suits the same size? Those two do not have the same inside leg or chest measurements. The wrong sized clothes materializing around them could have murdered one of these two men. Or broken a couple toes if one of them has shoes three sizes smaller than the other. . .

Or restored Neelix would be loose and comfortable, while restored Tuvok would be speaking falsetto.

 

[Ryva Brall]

Sweet zombie Jesus, this is still going on?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

This is Tuvix thread No. 237.

 

[Ryva Brall]

This is Tuvix thread No. 237.

I had a feeling that this probably wasn't the first one.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

What they needed to do was experiment with the orchids and find ways to make incredibly cool and useful stuff. DELICIOUS food! You could beam up some of the over abundance of leola root with a piece of chocolate so it all tastes like chocolate. Suddenly everyone is begging Neelix for more of it.

 

[Lance]

Suddenly everyone is begging Neelix for more of it.

Neelix's reputation as an Adonis in the Delta Quadrant evidently preceeds him.

 

[Melakon]

I always had the feeling that the orchid is what really caused the whole problem. Perhaps it was sentient, and saw this as a way to communicate, but it didn't have enough consciousness in its new body to be identified.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Then the Doctor is responsible for a genocide, as he harvested and mutilated forests worth of these flowers to satisfy his scientific curiosity.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

The day they discover that tribbles are silent but sentient super beings will be a day of heartbreak and terrible remorse for the galaxy as we know it. Except for the Klingons who will not give a crap.

 

[Dream]

Can we all agree that the tribble on top of Kirk's head didn't look that good?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Are there any pictures anywhere of the alternative?

I've never seen one!

 

[Gov Kodos]

Then the Doctor is responsible for a genocide, as he harvested and mutilated forests worth of these flowers to satisfy his scientific curiosity.

The Doctor was a montrous egotist willing to foment rebellion just so he coulod be seen as a great Author. I can imagine his 700 year old copy returning to the remains of the Federation where a life and death struggle by photonic lifeforms has been waged in his name against the solids. He'll find himself reviled by humans and hailed as a savior by his lunatic followers.

 

[Melakon]

Can we all agree that the tribble on top of Kirk's head didn't look that good?

Shatner was probably fretting his hairpiece would slip.

 

[MacLeod]

The day they discover that tribbles are silent but sentient super beings will be a day of heartbreak and terrible remorse for the galaxy as we know it. Except for the Klingons who will not give a crap.

Well then, I guess we'd have to make do with songs of "The Great Tribble Hunt"

 

[BillJ]

This is Tuvix thread No. 237.

I had a feeling that this probably wasn't the first one.

I've been here nearly thirteen years and there's nothing outside the Abramsverse that hasn't been dissected dozens of times.

Welcome to the TREKBBS.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Dozens?

Merely dozens?

Are you trying not to scare the lad, or do you just think that we're lazy?

 

[Melakon]

Maybe there needs to be a new question, like, When Tom Paris kissed B'Elanna, was he thinking about (A) Kes, (B) the Delaney sisters, or (C) adding a 5000 watt sound system to the Delta Flyer.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Obviously it is C.

 

[R. Star]

Definitely C. They did an entire episode about how ships turn him on.

 

[Ryva Brall]

Are you trying not to scare the lad, or do you just think that we're lazy?

Uhh... "Lad"? *points to symbol below name*

It's not that I don't appreciate a lively debate. At the same time, debates that go on indefinitely, in which neither sides ever reach some sort of agreement, or even a compromise, just seem... illogical.