Is Trek ready for some nudity ?

[PKTrekGirl]

^ Deal.

I have a VERY good imagination.

 

[StarMan]

I for one am more than ready to see Uhura's tits and Spock's forked penis.

Preferably the first.

 

[Stag]

Sorry, it is canon that every Vulcan in Starfleet is circumcised. Vulcan circumcision removes the left fork.

 

[-Brett-]

RodneyMcKay said:
Is Trek ready for some nudity ?

The relevant question is: Is the PG-13 audience ready for some nudity?

No. No it's not.

 

[Akiraprise]

Oh, I don't know. There's plenty of 13 year old boys ready for some female nudity. :thumbsup:
I know I was at that age. Spent a lot of time trying to catch a glimpse of a booby through the old static scrambled pay channels on cable that we didn't have.

 

[PluckyNinja]

Akiraprise said:
Oh, I don't know. There's plenty of 13 year old boys ready for some female nudity. :thumbsup:
I know I was at that age. Spent a lot of time trying to catch a glimpse of a booby through the old static scrambled pay channels on cable that we didn't have.

I don't think there are many teenage boys who didn't do that :P

 

[Tomalak]

-Brett- said:

RodneyMcKay said:
Is Trek ready for some nudity ?

The relevant question is: Is the PG-13 audience ready for some nudity?

No. No it's not.

Sure it is - you see far worse on the beach. Plus they are all downloading porn anyway. The really relevent question is: are parents ready to admit the PG-13 audience is ready for nudity?

 

[Jono]

Samuel T. Cogley said:

TBonz said:
Since I get laid regularly in real life, I don't need to see naked people in a movie.

Men are different. How frequently we get laid has nothing to do with it. We still need to see naked women. As often as possible. Trust me on this.

That is exactly right. In fact the bulk of human technological achievement has been based around man trying to get a better look at women's bottoms.

 

[scotthm]

Tomalak said:

-Brett- said:
The relevant question is: Is the PG-13 audience ready for some nudity?

Sure it is - you see far worse on the beach.

The way you said that speaks volumes.

Why don't we just have a Star Trek that's far better, and leave out the nudity?

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[stonester1]

Ah, but if we can have BOTH...

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

If it were up to me, Abrams would replace the photon torpedos with Nude Bombs. (Some of which will accidentally explode on the Enterprise, of course.) :thumbsup:

 

[RAMA]

Actually Hollywood has become very prudish the last 15 years. There are very few shots of anything but fleeting nudity in modern big budget movies.

RAMA

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Akiraprise said:
Oh, I don't know. There's plenty of 13 year old boys ready for some female nudity. :thumbsup:
I know I was at that age. Spent a lot of time trying to catch a glimpse of a booby through the old static scrambled pay channels on cable that we didn't have.

*Tries to visualize a 13-year old Akiraprise straining to find SOME TV setting upon which a glimpse of boobie can be seen...all the while hoping mom doesn't walk in at the exact moment said boobie appears*

Norman Rockwell couldn't have painted a better picture of American life.

 

[stonester1]

Yup, as pointed out in the film "Free Enterprise", which EVERYONE here needs to see if they haven't already, the movie Scream, which had easily one of the greatest collection of pairs of breasts in any modern horror film, not ONE of them bare.

Real OLD SKEWL horror, there'd be jigglins all over, to be followed by copious bloodshed.

Now, we have PC prudeness.

Bleh...

RAMA said:
Actually Hollywood has become very prudish the last 15 years. There are very few shots of anything but fleeting nudity in modern big budget movies.

RAMA

 

[Akiraprise]

PKTrekGirl said:

Akiraprise said:
Oh, I don't know. There's plenty of 13 year old boys ready for some female nudity. :thumbsup:
I know I was at that age. Spent a lot of time trying to catch a glimpse of a booby through the old static scrambled pay channels on cable that we didn't have.

*Tries to visualize a 13-year old Akiraprise straining to find SOME TV setting upon which a glimpse of boobie can be seen...all the while hoping mom doesn't walk in at the exact moment said boobie appears*

Norman Rockwell couldn't have painted a better picture of American life.

You nailed it.
Oops, shouldn't have used "nailed." Hit? Nope.
Damn, I can't think of a word without a sexual connotation.

 

[-Brett-]

Akiraprise said:
Oh, I don't know. There's plenty of 13 year old boys ready for some female nudity. :thumbsup:

Hehe. Yeah, I know that. I was thinking more about the so-called "adults" in the PG-13 audience. The ones that'll loudly do Helen Lovejoy impersonations at the slightest hint of a side-boob.

 

[Holytomato]

"Actually Hollywood has become very prudish the last 15 years. There are very few shots of anything but fleeting nudity in modern big budget movies."

Superbad? American Pie? Naw...I'm making those up.

 

[Vance]

In response for this poll, William Shatner will show his boobs for the audience.

And they say Viacom doesn't listen to the fans!

 

[Therin of Andor]

Stag said:
Vulcan circumcision removes the left fork.

Hence the saying, "May the fork be with you."

 

[Holytomato]

Naw...

May Spock's Fork Be With You.