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Is Lois Lane a Sythetic Humanoid human decoy from the future?

Guy Gardener

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I've just watched about 10 episodes of Season 6 Smallville in a row leading up to the Luthor wedding and it seems as if Clark and Chloe are utterly frakking destined to be falling into oneanother's arms and snuggle forever.

No other eventuality seems possible.

But People will write books about Lois Lane as long as my arm, why she even has her own breakfast cereal, but down through the ages one question is asked more than any other: Is she a beard?

After Darksied sends back the 7000th Parademon to murder Superman's wife Chloe, Superman concludes that even he can't win this never ending battle and decides that he has to let the mad god murder his missus, to render the heart beating under the man of Tomorrow's steel skin into a bloody unwound ball of yarn... It's merely a question of if the Apocolypiticans smash the wife or the stunt wife Kal wedged backwards in time into his childhood to...

I've always assumed Chloe had something to do with Bigamy, the reason we didn't know anything about her was that it would detract from the shining legend of Superman, but now that we know that the 30th century knows absolutely nada about this little blond girl, well I've seen enough of the Spy hard movies to know that the most important people are completely invisible.

Is Lois even human? Because if she's ONLY there to take a bullet? It would be mean for to do that to a person, but if she was some kind of Robot, well then the happy secret-couple could switch her off and hang Lois in the closet while Clark and Chloe have a lovely dinner and talk about each others day over a nice bottle of wine.
 
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That's about as wacky as thinking Lana Lang had been a Manhunter sleeper agent all her life! :lol:


Oh...wait.
 
She's a Fembot from the future sent to sex Clark to death, except they did not realise that they'd sent her to an alternate universe where all the men are gay (my current theory behind the infamous Jimmy Ignores Horny Chloe Incident) and Clark Kent has no intention of becoming Superman.
 
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She's a Fembot from the future sent to sex Clark to death, except they did not realise that they'd sent him to an alternate universe where all the men are gay (my current theory behind the infamous Jimmy Ignores Horny Chloe Incident) and Clark Kent has no intention of becoming Superman.

[Ice T]this bitch tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife, she just tried to fuck me within an inch of my life.[/Ice T]
 
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