Is God eating us right now?

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Let's discuss this sensibly...

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[Long Syntax]

 

[bbjeg]

If we're in god, he's eating us, pissing and crapping us, having sex with us, and we're on his mind, not to mention he's a peeping tom.

God's the god of weird.

 

[Spot261]

Let's discuss this sensibly...

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I've just spent an afternoon wallpapering whilst watching Mary Whitehouse thanks to this thread.

 

[Leviathan]

I believe you are looking for Oolon Colluphid's unfinished last book "What did God have for Lunch?".

Assuming you are not a tasty snack, you might just be a minor entertainment diversion to some form of life. Like a poorly written version of the Sims....

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

We're really just an appetiser -- the main course is blue whale.

Gaston, bring monsieur a bigger bucket.

 

[shapeshifter]

OMG It all makes sense now. The Bible...

Spoiler

IS A COOKBOOK!

 

[GabyBee]

Unless you want shellfish. Or, for some stupid reason... figs.

 

[Spot261]

You really don't want to see what figs do to me.

Scale that up to God and it seems a sensible precaution.

 

[tharpdevenport]

If we're in god, he's eating us, pissing and crapping us, having sex with us, and we're on his mind, not to mention he's a peeping tom.

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[Smoked Salmon]

I remember several years ago somebody linking to an old archive of the site that was for looks only. Is that still around? I might be worth a laugh to read some of those old JAyson threads about Superman farting and monkeys and what not.

You mock, but hat is God's favourite Superman suit? Do you know that? DO YOU??

 

[Tesophius]

Yes, one god is eating you, the rest of them are standing around watching. Then when he's done, the next god in line eats this god. It's the cycle of life. The Universe will end when the last god eats himself.

 

[Tesophius]

On a serious note the god Atum is reported to have either consumed his own semen to give birth to the other gods or just ejaculated into his own hand and somehow got self inseminated that way. That is the beginning of the universe if you believe in the gods theory. There's some graphic imagery depicting this moment of creation in Ancient Egyptian artwork.

Disclaimer: I don't subscribe to the gods theory. Ever since, few years ago, we learned that matter is created out of nothing, it pretty much decimated all these theories about intelligent design.

 

[Ralphis]

I think God put us here on Earth because where we were supposed to go is crowded.

 

[Tesophius]

I think God put us here on Earth because where we were supposed to go is crowded.

That was Raymond Barone's theory.

 

[publiusr]

Yes, one god is eating you, the rest of them are standing around watching. Then when he's done, the next god in line eats this god. It's the cycle of life. The Universe will end when the last god eats himself.

About that...
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