A space whore. Some cockamamie solar system with dozens of planets, all of which somehow are habitable by humans. Crazy stuff about newly terraformed planets that don't have food, making MREs like gold bullion, but practically all of them have trees. Space Indians who torture and eat people because. A few wisecracks does not make all this drivel good writing. Making the Confederate veteran the hero, and the climax of his story the overthrow of the damnyankees is not just silly, but offensive. Way, way overrated.
That rant would make some sense if there were any "Indians" or "confederates' in Firefly. But there aren't, you're the only one being offensive. The fact that you see the Alliance (oppressive central government, includes rich aristocracy that practice slavery [!]) as "Yankees", and Independents (people who just love freedom and who
don't practice slavery) as "Confederates"; and especially the fact that you see degenerated human beings gone crazy and violent killers/cannibals (whose existence is explained very well in Serenity, in fact it's the main theme of the whole goddamn movie) as "Indians" (

) only says a lot about
you.