Is Everyone Cool with the Idea of a Recast for TrekBBS?

[Gepard]

I'm thinking Ewan McGregor for my role, though he doesn't quite capture my rugged manliness. Oh well, can't have everything.

Samuel T. Cogley said:

Arlo said:
Is Everyone Cool with the Idea of a Recast for TrekBBS?

I would best be recast by William Shatner, but only if he is playing Denny Crane.

The Shat? What a good choice...he looks just like you!

 

[Aragorn]

Would it be wise to recast the Trek BBS vets when a lot of the newbies (especially on this board) are downright pathetic?

 

[Mallory]

Any cranky old bastard is OK for playing my role.

 

[xortex]

I want a three foot pygmy to play me.. or an alien.

 

[MarianLH]

I'd like to be played by Drew Barrymore.

Or play with Drew Barrymore. Either's good.


Marian

 

[sturmde]

I'll be portrayed by Neil Cavuto. Then I'll arrange a leveraged buyout of TrekBBS by trollkingdom.

 

[MisterPL]

Hell, I just got here! But if you insist, John Cusack is a good choice for me.

And let Adam West play Kirk. I've always wanted to see the casts of Star Trek and Batman switch places for at least one episode.

 

[archeryguy1701]

No, if an Adam West is coming around these parts, I don't want Batman Adam West. I want Mayor Adam West! Anyone else, and I'll boycott the boards!

 

[Dale]

TrekBBS - The Retconned Rebooted Reimagined Remake Motion Picture

cast

Akiraprise - Samuel L. Jackson
Temis the Vorta – Sigourney Weaver
Samuel T. Cogley – Willam Shatner (in Denny Crane mode)
Dale Hoppert – Matthew Perry
cultcross – Damien Lewis
Older cultcross – Himself
Garabaldi O’brien – Ed Norton (in Fight Club mode)
Archeryguy1701 – unholy lab-cross of Richard Dean Anderson & Will Smith
Mrcoaster – Outpost4
Randy1012 – Himself
Arlo – Ron Livingston
Gep Malakai – buffed-up Ewan McGregor w/pec and chin implants
Mallory – drunken Paul Newman
xortex – nameless 3’ alien pygmy
MarianLH – Drew Barrymore
Sturmde – Neil Cavuto
MisterPL – John Cusack
Jack Bauer - Brad Pitt
Mayor James T. Kirk – Adam West

African-American Lesbian PowderedToastBeyotch robotics by Henson Associates

CGI Stewie Griffin (T'Cal) and CGI Bender Bending Rodriguez (USS Kongo) by ILM

 

[Gepard]

Dale Hoppert said:
TrekBBS - The Motion Picture

cast

Gep Malakai – buffed-up Ewan McGregor w/ pec and chin implants

Better. I'll get my agent on the phone ASAP. We'll sign off on it before morning.

Dale, we're still looking for someone to direct. Oh, and to write the third act. Sam and I have been making bets in the morning, from our makeup trailers, on how it will end. Know anybody?

 

[Jack Bauer]

I should be recast as Brad Pitt so I can nail Angelina Jolie.

 

[sturmde]

^ He's not available, but you could be portrayed by Billy Bob Thornton...

 

[Akiraprise]

Samuel L. Jackson has to play me. I'm not black but it's a reboot so who cares!

"There will be no more motherf-ing trolls on this motherf-ing board!"

 

[archeryguy1701]

Well, if pasty-skinned me will get played by the love child of RDA and Will Smith, I'm sure no one will think twice about you being played by Jackson.

 

[Skywalker]

I'm feeling rather intimidated surrounded by all these great actors, maybe I should drop out and let a real actor play me, just so the studio can make another few million at the box office.

 

[archeryguy1701]

Would you settle for a cameo?

 

[Jon1701]

I'd like to be recast as a mirror universe version of myself. So, essentially, I'll still be playing me.

But with a goatee beard.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Cast James Spader as me. Or Michael Shanks. Who ever is available.

 

[Jax]

Richard Dean Anderson...

I laugh in the face of the enemy

 

[Tamek]

Lisa Simpson has signed to play me. I just got the wire today!