Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King?

[USS Renegade]

The worst was his appearance in "The Sith Sense" game, giving advice to Darth Vader

He is a Storm Trooper you know...

 

[btflash]

Um, isn't this kind of like asking, "Does a bear poop in the woods?"

WHO CARES???!

ask the same thing about the Pope and I might care.

There are probably more people afraid of the Pope than the Burger King. Just saying.

only because his burgers arent as good!

 

[dkehler]

WHO CARES???!

ask the same thing about the Pope and I might care.

There are probably more people afraid of the Pope than the Burger King. Just saying.

only because his burgers arent as good!

But I hear he makes a great tuna melt.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

 

[NCC75010]

Three things would happen if I woke up to "The Burger King"....

1. I'd shit the bed!
2. I'd Hick-up!
3. It would take J.J. and the whole Trek crew to pull the linens out of my ass!

How's that for hijinx???

 

[indranee]

deathly!

 

[M'Sharak]

Dangit I totally posted this in the wrong section. Can a Moderator please move it to the Misc. Section?

I'll do that. Stand by...

 

[Kira's Mom]

As a kid who was terrified of the CBS Eye, I can empathize.

Yeah, same here...only for me it was the P-head in the PBS ident. When I was five, I was convinced it was going to jump off of the screen and eat me!

Yeah, the Burger King is creepy. I'm not afraid of him, though.

 

[highlander]

^ Both of those posts are very scary!!!!

Ro if you think that is bad you should play the X-box game that BK came out with a few years ago. The King basically stalks people and pops up to hand them food. Very pedophilia if you ask me. LOL

 

[TheSeeker]

Does anyone remember when he was more than just some guy wearing a mask?

 

[Goliath]

 

[Geckothan]

Not as scary as Ronald McDonald by a long shot.

 

[Mallory]

The Burger King belongs in a Stephen King novel, he's that terrifying.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Those masked pretenders and peddlers of fast food are naturally no match for Papa Lazarou.

 

[CorporalClegg]

I'm more afraid of some of the stuff that passes for "food" at Burger King.

 

[Sephiroth]

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[Emher]

I am afraid of three things in life: spiders, clowns, and the Burger King.

Quote of the day!

No, I rather find him awesomely creepy. He is creepy but in that amusing sort of way. Ronald McDonald on the other hand is fucking creepy.

 

[Trekker4747]

^ Ahhh... please no! Trekmovie.com said they shot Burger King commercials on the bridge of the Enterprise. It would be scary/funny if they made Zachary Quinto's Spock dress up like the Burger King for the commercial!

On a side note, the "Supermodelquins" of the Old Navy commercials are also very disturbing. Especially the commercial when when of the "supermodelquins" is proposing to another and he breaks his finger off (or it falls off- I forget).

God, I hate those commercials.

Old Navy has never made a good commercial.

 

[cooleddie74]

BEST King Photoshop ever.



As the King's prime agent on these boards...he wants me to inform you he is MOST pleased by your inherent fear and trepidation.

 

[melancholymecha]

Does anyone remember when he was more than just some guy wearing a mask?

I do...I remember a commercial where he taught kids about fire safety. Stop, Drop & Roll!