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Into Darkness: Why not use "real" Caitians?

Remember who the target audience is. Using TAS Caitians would have changed the scene from:

"Kirk is so alpha. He fucks all the bitches. *brofist*"

To

"Kirk is such a beta. He can't score a real chick. Bet he has a small dick. *brofist*"

The tails made them exotic without making Kirk look "beta" in the eyes of the all important dudebros.
What.

It's pussy connected to pussy. Kirk had a good day.

THE SCENE LASTED LESS THAN THIRTY SECONDS.

ALL of our first times lasted longer than that. God.

When did we become prudes?
 
Because our domain has become there's. They are the dude bros, resistance is futile.:borg:
 
Would this be my cue to post some renders of M'Ress?

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But if you have new ones, the art forum is only a few clicks down.
 
So they have to be hookers? Now there's some enlightenment. :lol:

They might not be but then they might be... either that or he took advantage of some vulnerable girls in a catnip den. It's part of my personal history for nuKirk :techman:
There's more of that enlightenment.

I'm a mock misogynist and proud! However, I fully accept that those two women could also be lonely captains who just wondered what it was like to bang a shaved monkey.

That and they stole his wallet. #no more money
 
They might not be but then they might be... either that or he took advantage of some vulnerable girls in a catnip den. It's part of my personal history for nuKirk :techman:
There's more of that enlightenment.

I'm a mock misogynist and proud! However, I fully accept that those two women could also be lonely captains who just wondered what it was like to bang a shaved monkey.

That and they stole his wallet. #no more money

*Kirk checking for his wallet on his way to Starfleet Command*

Not again! :brickwall:
 
Instead they did "appliance forehead and earpiece" of the week and called them "Caitians".

From my understanding of an interview done with the actresses, the script suggested tailed Caitians for the scene - but a range of different alien ear and face appliances and colours were made available for screen tests. Some more cat-like than others. In the end, the director seemingly nixed the more felinoid of the facial appliances and went with more minimal makeup, plus the tails.

So they are as much "Caitians" as TMP's Rhaandarites were scripted Vegans from Vega, and Jedda seemingly ended up as a Deltan with black hair in ST II.

Sometimes changes happen, and the species name remains non canonical. Even M'Ress is never named as a Caitian onscreen in TAS!

Maybe Kirk's playmates were half-Caitians, or quarter Caitians, but they'd still be entitled to call themselves Caitians.
 
^As far as I'm concerned, they aren't Caitians, full stop. As you point out, the idea to make them Caitians was merely the first step in the process, and it was left well behind by the end of the process. They're no more Caitians than Kirk's ship is the Yorktown.
 
I think most of us were just saying, "yep that's Kirk alright".

He calmed down a little by the late 2260s.
 
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